Arkansas Family Welcomes 17th CHILD

[StarFish106]

To Jim Bob and Michelle

In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.

Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!


Signed

The Duggar Reproductive Team

[StarFish106]

Originally Posted by StarFish106

To Jim Bob and Michelle

In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.

Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!


Signed

The Duggar Reproductive Team

We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them


Signed

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar

[Jill1228]

Originally Posted by StarFish106

We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them


Signed

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar

Too freaking funny! I love this one!

[Lyoness]

Originally Posted by StarFish106

We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them


Signed

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar

ROTFLMBAO!!! I think they really should stop though. Watch, the older kids will probably only have a kid each. If that. They're most likely tired of parenting the younger ones.

[CatStarESP4]

Originally Posted by StarFish106

We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them


Signed

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar

That one and the your previous post is very hilarious!

Michelle's Uterus needs to go on strike! Or she needs to go into menopause and fast!

[kiml122]

I was starting to watch this show that came on last night on TLC about a couple that has 17 kids...the oldest is 30 and the youngest is 4. Now the husband said that they don't believe in birth control and don't practice it, well that is your prorogative, but the thing that I thought was real funny was that the mom said that they are just like any other family, except they have 17 kids...I was like how in the world is that like any other family......only one child is married, and it's one of the daughters who I think is 28, so they have all these grown azz people living at home.