Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 15

AlwaysSAI · #**211** 07-10-2007, 10:47 AM

Granted, you don't have to work today, or tomorrow, or the next, or ever really. And, you go into horrible debt, lose your house, and end up living in a cardboard box on the street corner. Darn.

I wish my roommate would give up on this damn guy and find someone else.

RU OX Alum · #**212** 07-10-2007, 11:07 AM

wish granted, but she steals your secret crush from freshman year

i wish i had some more carrots

DaemonSeid · #**213** 07-10-2007, 11:44 AM

granted but then u turn into bugs bunny

I wish global warming was fixed

tld221 · #**214** 07-10-2007, 11:50 AM

granted - but now we're going to experience global freezing. how you like that?

I wish i found a decent job like right now!

DaemonSeid · #**215** 07-10-2007, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221

granted - but now we're going to experience global freezing. how you like that?

I wish i found a decent job like right now!

Granted.....and you have to move to Wyoming... HA!! TAKE THAT!!!

I wish her job paid 5x as much as it does now.

St3ph888 · #**216** 07-10-2007, 01:10 PM

Granted but now her bills are 10x what they used to be

I wish my paper for summer school history would get an A.

*** as a side note, my wish really did come true, the woman I babysit for cancelled on me so no work today =)

summer_gphib · #**217** 07-10-2007, 01:40 PM

Granted, but then you get caught in a huge plagerism scandal that gets you expelled from the university. You then spend your life on the talk show circuit talking about plagerism. And write a book. That you copied.

I wish our pools (in my community) were fixed.

icelandelf · #**218** 07-10-2007, 03:50 PM

Granted, but now they have round the clock geriatric water aerobics classes.

I wish I had some marble slab vanilla bean ice cream right now!

OOhsoflyDELTA#9 · #**219** 07-10-2007, 04:33 PM

granted but it taste like dog sh!t and thats all you have to eat for the rest of the week....

I wish I had a genie to grant me unlimited wishes....

AnatraAmore · #**220** 07-12-2007, 06:58 PM

Granted, but that damn genie keeps mixing your wishes up with someone's cat's... (how's all that catnip treating you?)

I wish I could figure out why I can't run the microwave and the A/C at the same time even though they're on different circuits...

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #**221** 07-12-2007, 07:55 PM

Granted, but it turns out that it's because your house's entire electricity system is outdated. Now, you have to spend thousands getting your house re-wired.

I wish I could eat all the junk food I want and not have to worry about calories.

tld221 · #**222** 07-13-2007, 10:02 AM

granted, but now you have to worry about diabetes, heart disease, and diarrhea.

i wish i could touch the sky - seriously. i wanna know what a cloud feels like.

DaemonSeid · #**223** 07-13-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tld221

granted, but now you have to worry about diabetes, heart disease, and diarrhea.

i wish i could touch the sky - seriously. i wanna know what a cloud feels like.

granted and u get hit by a bolt of lightning....

I wish the weather stays nice like this all thru the weekend

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #**224** 07-13-2007, 12:56 PM

Granted. But due to a case of mistaken identity, you're put on house arrest. You have to stay indoors all weekend and just watch everyone outside enjoying the weather.

I wish I had a new job lined up already.

tld221 · #**225** 07-13-2007, 01:16 PM

granted, but then your old job offers you a 40% pay raise and 2 weeks more vacation. now what?

i wish i didn't make an azz of myself and fall asleep in our staff meeting today.