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06-28-2007, 12:27 PM
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Granted...except you now have Jessica Simpson saying "Buffalos don't have wings" on repeat in the background.
I wish I had a glass of wine right now.
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06-28-2007, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by SydneyK
Granted, but you lost your arms, and the boneless wings are attached in their place. No offense, but you look kinda silly with some drippy boneless wings sticking out of your torso.
I wish that, when people get banned from GC, their IP addy would be banned, and not simply the user name.
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Granted but now they know where you live.....
I wish I could go on a 2 week cruise right now
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06-28-2007, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by sageofages
Granted, but they are from real buffalo and you can't lift them by yourself.
I wish I could pay off my daughter's mortgage so she won't lose her house ;(.
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***see my wish above***
Granted but your house is infested with termites and you are forced to move in with her
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06-28-2007, 12:57 PM
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granted, but you get that wonderful stomach virus and spend all but your last day in your room.
i wish i could leave for lunch right now.
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06-28-2007, 12:59 PM
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Granted - but your lunch consists of Weed-Rat Stew and moldy cheesecake.
I still wish for my glass of wine...
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06-28-2007, 01:04 PM
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granted. but the grapes were stomped by 3 lumberjacks after a hard day of walking thru the forest.
i wish it werent so hot outside.
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06-28-2007, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX
granted. but the grapes were stomped by 3 lumberjacks after a hard day of walking thru the forest.
i wish it werent so hot outside.
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granted but now it's minus 50 degrees....hell has frozen over
I wish I could survive jumping from a window
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06-28-2007, 01:07 PM
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Granted, but then you trip over your own feet and fall into an open manhole.
I wish the phone would stop ringing.
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06-28-2007, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
granted but now it's minus 50 degrees....hell has frozen over
I wish I could survive jumping from a window
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Granted, but you end up landing on a bum and killed him...in addition, you end up stinkin smelly for the rest of your life.
I wish I could go on the internet all day without my boss catching me 
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06-28-2007, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog
I wish the phone would stop ringing.
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now, no one ever calls you. EVER.
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Originally Posted by cutie_cat_4ever
I wish I could go on the internet all day without my boss catching me |
ta da! you're now addicted to porn.
I wish I could drive a golf ball farther.
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06-28-2007, 01:18 PM
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Granted, but you now have to pay for the expensive designer stained glass window that your golf ball broke...
I wish the sun would come out...
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06-28-2007, 01:30 PM
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granted, but now you live in Alaska where the sun is shining 24/7 for 6 months straight and you go crazy from insomnia
I wish my house would clean itself
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06-28-2007, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by aggieAXO
granted, but now you live in Alaska where the sun is shining 24/7 for 6 months straight and you go crazy from insomnia
I wish my house would clean itself
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granted except the house turns on you thinking you are a virus and u are expelled...
I wish I had Bill Gate's Money, Tony Parker's Woman, and Ophrah WInfey's house(s)
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06-28-2007, 02:31 PM
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wish granted. but you also got Lyle Lovett's looks, Bruce Bruce's weight, and Michael Moore's personality.
i wish lightning would strike a lightning bug.
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06-28-2007, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FHwku
wish granted. but you also got Lyle Lovett's looks, Bruce Bruce's weight, and Michael Moore's personality.
i wish lightning would strike a lightning bug.
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O DAYUM YOU!!! LOL
Granted except the bug rebounds into your house and the static electricity burns your house down.....and you didnt have insurance
I wish sharks would stop biting people
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