Too fat to recruit: or, DePauw, the Sequel

[TSteven]

Originally Posted by SECdomination

My fraternity actually does this sort of thing already. The ridiculously obnoxious sweaty guy and the creepy transfer are kept busy with food duties and setup and stuff. It's nothing official, but every brother knows that we shouldn't let them talk to rushees. Not because they're not good brothers, but because they're not good for recruitment purposes.

I am so picturing Stork from "Animal House".

[UGAalum94]

Originally Posted by TSteven

I am so picturing Stork from "Animal House".

Earlier I was imagining using Bluto as the guy who probably didn't mind being told not to talk to rushees.