Granted, you have a real life "get out of jail" free card, but that's because you are now the little shoe character that comes with the Monopoly board. So, while you spend some of your free time using that oh-so-precious card, you spend more of it sitting on a game board.
I wish my hair didn't require so much maintenance.
Granted, but you are now on a desert island with no human contact forever...
I wish I had a fish that would die...
granted and you will never be able to get the smell out of your brand new home not to mention he stops up the toilet that you flushed him down.
I wish I was at the movies right now.
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Law and Order: Gotham - “In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the Batman. These are their stories.”
Granted...except the movie is a documentary about nose hairs.
I wish Congress would do something productive.
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Facile remedium est ubertati; sterilia nullo labore vincuntur. I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
The Real World Can't Hear You ~ GC Troll