What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[ziasha07]

This has got to be by far, the funniest thread I have ever read in my entire life.

[cheerfulgreek]

LOL. These are SO funny.

[Lady of Pearl]

Yes, after I was first initiated and strutting my line shirt at the mall, this was years ago-so bear with me y'all a little girl goes AKA that stands for Also Known As - and a man says to me AKA - After Kappas Always

[1908Revelations]

^^^^^^^The little girl gets an excuse, but the grown @$$ man...shame on him!

[PhrozenGenius]

Originally Posted by Lady of Pearl

Yes, after I was first initiated and strutting my line shirt at the mall, this was years ago-so bear with me y'all a little girl goes AKA that stands for Also Known As - and a man says to me AKA - After Kappas Always

It's gotten worse...

All Kinds of Animals
Any Kappas Apartment
The list goes on...

[RedAngel]

One of my nephews thought my Delta shirt was missing some vowels and somebody couldn't spell.

[Lyoness]

I'm 25 and my younger cousins (19 and 20 yrs old) go to a university and they want to be AKAs in the worst way. I really only see them on holidays and at family functions but they actually try to skee-wee and throw up the mirror I'm insulted and I'm a DELTA! I keep telling them to stop because they run across an actual AKA and they're getting their asses kicked. I have a few friends from college who could help in the matter.

I guess the funny story part of this is that:
1. at Christmas, i found out their university chapter of AKA has been off the Yard since b4 they got there for undergrad and won't be back until after they leave!!! ROTFLMAO. An older cousin (35) is a Sigma Gamma Rho and another who is an Alpha (32) found out too and we just looked at each other and shook our heads. They want us all to step on demand.. then have the AUDACITY to try to call me out b/c i choose not to be trained circus monkey

2. they haven't read anything pertaining to Divine Nine at all. i highly doubt they even know the AKA founders. we try to give a little advice. READ!!! COMMUNITY SERVICE!! they don't want to do grad chapter b/c they want the whole stepping and party experience. I know it's mean to say but I wouldn't want them to be part of anybody's org. IDIOTS!!

[jojapeach]

Originally Posted by Lyoness

I know it's mean to say but I wouldn't want them to be part of anybody's org. IDIOTS!!

SisterGreek, it might be mean, but your sentiments are real. Please don't feel bad knowing that your cousins insist on being foolish when they have three Greeks in the family that can give them valuable advice.

I wish I had more silliness to contribute to the thread, but it's been pretty normal around these parts lately.

[KAPPAtivating]

Yesterday, one of my students says, "Hey, you know that Kappa jacket you got...I'll buy it off you!" As if that wasn't bad enough...after I explain that you can't buy it from me, you have to earn it, he says, "when I go to school next year I'mma be a Kappa!" However, the sad part is that he threw up the Que sign and started barking!