What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[NUPE4LIFE]

This didn't happen to me but my best friend who is an AKA. One Sunday while leaving church a lady came up to her and said if she could speak to her off the record (LMAO). So they says I understand you're an AKA, well I have always wanted to be an AKA but I didn't know how to go about it. So my friend tells her that she's a member of the graduate chapter. The woman ask if graduate means that you have to have a degree. So my friend tells her yes you have to have a degree among other things to be considered for membership. The woman then tells my friend emphatically that she has a degree. THE LADY HAD A NAIL TECH DEGREE FROM A TECHNICAL SCHOOL!!! I was ROTL!!!

[tld221]

Originally Posted by NUPE4LIFE

This didn't happen to me but my best friend who is an AKA. One Sunday while leaving church a lady came up to her and said if she could speak to her off the record (LMAO). So they says I understand you're an AKA, well I have always wanted to be an AKA but I didn't know how to go about it. So my friend tells her that she's a member of the graduate chapter. The woman ask if graduate means that you have to have a degree. So my friend tells her yes you have to have a degree among other things to be considered for membership. The woman then tells my friend emphatically that she has a degree. THE LADY HAD A NAIL TECH DEGREE FROM A TECHNICAL SCHOOL!!! I was ROTL!!!

wow how embarassing... did she say that outright or did she show up to rush with a copy of it? man how do you confront that without embarassment?

[PhrozenGenius]

At another chapter's party about a week or so ago, this cat that I had JUST MET that night said, "Yo PG, come here lemme holla at you." I'm like ok, I'll see what he wants.

He attends an institution with a chapter that's known to "go hard" and alot of members of that chapter were standing near me.

He says, "PG, look me in my eyes."

I'm like ok?

"Nah, forreal, look me in my eyes!"

I'm like, what's the deal dude? He says...


"I just wanted you to see what a man that was BORN to pledge Alpha looks like."

MY jaw hit the floor....the brethren damn near lost it! We laughed about it afterwards, but ummm...lets just say it was tense

[ziasha07]

This has got to be by far, the funniest thread I have ever read in my entire life.

[cheerfulgreek]

LOL. These are SO funny.

[Lady of Pearl]

Yes, after I was first initiated and strutting my line shirt at the mall, this was years ago-so bear with me y'all a little girl goes AKA that stands for Also Known As - and a man says to me AKA - After Kappas Always

[1908Revelations]

^^^^^^^The little girl gets an excuse, but the grown @$$ man...shame on him!

[PhrozenGenius]

Originally Posted by Lady of Pearl

Yes, after I was first initiated and strutting my line shirt at the mall, this was years ago-so bear with me y'all a little girl goes AKA that stands for Also Known As - and a man says to me AKA - After Kappas Always

It's gotten worse...

All Kinds of Animals
Any Kappas Apartment
The list goes on...

[Luckie1922]

Originally Posted by tld221

wow how embarassing... did she say that outright or did she show up to rush with a copy of it? man how do you confront that without embarassment?

awww that poor woman didn't know!

[sass n klass]

Originally Posted by NUPE4LIFE

This didn't happen to me but my best friend who is an AKA. One Sunday while leaving church a lady came up to her and said if she could speak to her off the record (LMAO). So they says I understand you're an AKA, well I have always wanted to be an AKA but I didn't know how to go about it. So my friend tells her that she's a member of the graduate chapter. The woman ask if graduate means that you have to have a degree. So my friend tells her yes you have to have a degree among other things to be considered for membership. The woman then tells my friend emphatically that she has a degree. THE LADY HAD A NAIL TECH DEGREE FROM A TECHNICAL SCHOOL!!! I was ROTL!!!

LOL @ off the record!!!