Male "Sorority" Controversy at Tennessee State

ladygreek · #1 03-07-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

First of all, I, Senusret I, Second King of the 12th Dynasty, am the authority on gay black culture around these parts.

I have a question oh wise one. Is it really true that all gay Black men are good dressers and they can all sing really good?

Senusret I · #2 03-07-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ladygreek

I have a question oh wise one. Is it really true that all gay Black men are good dressers and they can all sing really good?

That is false. Today I wore beat up tennis shoes and black socks and jeans that were maybe a centimeter in highwater zone. I have also never been accused of being able to sing well.

However, all good black male singers are gay, including my fiancee Lenny Kravitz. We are waiting until Zoe turns 21 so there are no issues with me and Lisa Bonet.

LMAO

DSTCHAOS · #3 03-07-2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

That is false. Today I wore beat up tennis shoes and black socks and jeans that were maybe a centimeter in highwater zone. I have also never been accused of being able to sing well.

You are now fired as the expert on black gay men.

It's bad enough you don't wear MAC lip glass and emulate your favorite sorority.

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

However, all good black male singers are gay, including my fiancee Lenny Kravitz. We are waiting until Zoe turns 21 so there are no issues with me and Lisa Bonet.

LMAO

Damn you for messing with one of the sexiest men on the planet.

I remember when he was accused of being gay because he wears European fashion.

Maxwell is gay. Why don't you want him?

litAKAtor · #4 03-07-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

That is false. Today I wore beat up tennis shoes and black socks and jeans that were maybe a centimeter in highwater zone. I have also never been accused of being able to sing well.

However, all good black male singers are gay, including my fiancee Lenny Kravitz. We are waiting until Zoe turns 21 so there are no issues with me and Lisa Bonet.

LMAO

LOL!! We will be fighing over Lenny then . . . that man is HOT LIKE FIRE!!!!

Senusret I · #5 03-07-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

You are now fired as the expert on black gay men.

It's bad enough you don't wear MAC lip glass and emulate your favorite sorority.

I just don't get photographed doing so. LOLOL

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Damn you for messing with one of the sexiest men on the planet.

I remember when he was accused of being gay because he wears European fashion.

Maxwell is gay. Why don't you want him?

I keep forgetting he is supposed to be gay. I'll consider it.

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Originally Posted by litAKAtor

LOL!! We will be fighing over Lenny then . . . that man is HOT LIKE FIRE!!!!

You can have him during the months ending in "ber" -- I'll need to write books sometime. Either that, or those can be the months me and Maxwell are kicking it.

DSTCHAOS · #6 03-07-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

Either that, or those can be the months me and Maxwell are kicking it.

As long as he's no longer unbeweavable.

pinkies up · #7 03-08-2007, 11:05 PM

[QUOTE=Senusret I;1409609]

However, all good black male singers are gay, including my fiancee Lenny Kravitz.

We gonna be scrappin' over this one...

Senusret I · #8 03-08-2007, 11:16 PM

LOL...... bring it on!

My team let y'all have Luther Vandross his whole life, Lenny Kravitz in return is only fair. LMAO

ladygreek · #9 03-08-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

LOL...... bring it on!

My team let y'all have Luther Vandross his whole life, Lenny Kravitz in return is only fair. LMAO

Yeah but Luther didn't look like Lenny, and we never had Luther. At least we did have Lenny.

Senusret I · #10 03-08-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ladygreek

Yeah but Luther didn't look like Lenny, and we never had Luther. At least we did have Lenny.

LOL true.....

pinkies up · #11 03-10-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

LOL...... bring it on!

My team let y'all have Luther Vandross his whole life, Lenny Kravitz in return is only fair. LMAO

Well, y'all can have John Legend, but Imma have to take Lenny.

Senusret I · #12 03-11-2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkies up

Well, y'all can have John Legend, but Imma have to take Lenny.

Deal.

Let it be known that on Saturday, March 10, 2007, pinkies up, on behalf of heterosexual women, traded John Legend for Lenny Kravitz, in a deal with Senusret I on behalf of gay men.

UGAalum94 · #13 03-11-2007, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

Deal.

Let it be known that on Saturday, March 10, 2007, pinkies up, on behalf of heterosexual women, traded John Legend for Lenny Kravitz, in a deal with Senusret I on behalf of gay men.

This is incredibly funny. I reminds me a little of Dave Chappell's draft, but much funnier.

ΑΓΔSquirrelGirl · #14 03-11-2007, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

Deal.

Let it be known that on Saturday, March 10, 2007, pinkies up, on behalf of heterosexual women, traded John Legend for Lenny Kravitz, in a deal with Senusret I on behalf of gay men.

So that means us women get Lenny?

It better, because I'm going to have to start a fight otherwise. I refuse to give him up.

pinkies up · #15 03-11-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

Deal.

Let it be known that on Saturday, March 10, 2007, pinkies up, on behalf of heterosexual women, traded John Legend for Lenny Kravitz, in a deal with Senusret I on behalf of gay men.

Deal. Now, what about Vin Diesel...