There are apparantly many heathens on this message board. I had hoped that y'all had come to Jesus in the years that I've been gone, but I can see that is about as likely as Brother Earp putting the bottle down.
I'm so close to Jesus that he uses my birthday when playing Lotto.
See, if you were the real KV I'd totally offer the olive branch right about now just for this post alone...because I admit, I haha-ed.
Hybrid Mode
