Drinking and the Lord
 

Now some of you know that I have had, well, let's say "problems" with alchohol and blanking out in the past. But, I prayed to Jesus, and I no longer associate with people who drink alcohol.

I know there is an abundance of unsaved trash on this board, so let's all bring ourselves to Jesus during this holiday, or he'll torture you in hell.

So then why bother posting on here?

Cool. I didn't know Jesus took personal charge of the torture. I'm excited now! Course I'm Catholic so I can't be "saved."

Interesting.

If you read the Bible a little more closely and consider its message a little more carefully, you might find that you may someday share some rather tropical accomodations with those you no longer associate with.

You will be the one in the corner throwing rocks (rather "casting stones") at everybody.

But we get wine in church :)

YAY ALCOHOL

Not to mention that if Jesus were so anti-alcohol, why would he turn water into wine?

True that.

Not that it's very good wine...

Wait, does that mean when we're drinking the Lord, we're not with the Lord because of our alcohol consumption?

Oh the irony!

Well that's why more people need to be Jewish- the blood of Christian children is much better than wine. :p

You do indeed skip that intermediary step of transubstantiation...

Come now, you all know why she doesn't drink...

because drinking leads to dancing, and we all know what happens when people start dancing.

My mom says that you are all unsaved trash.

Does your Mom look at all like Piper Laurie?

Have you bychance been asked to prom by someone from the football team?

Does Amy Irving feel sorry for you?

Um, what do you and your mom say about the whole 'judge not lest ye be judged' and 'pray for your enemies' thing?

Y'all are idiots if you guys actually believe that it's the real KV.