I have a list that if a man meets everything I'll immediately drag him home to my mom and claim I married him just to watch her freak. I love her but it'd be too much fun to pass up.
Red headed, Catholic, Texan, Navy or Marine Pilot, named Sean Patrick Kennedy, drives a white convertible Cadilac with longhorns on the front. 
She hates every one of those charteristics. It's the "perfect" man to bring home to her.
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