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Originally Posted by epchick
Aww hell no...don't even try to creep on my man!!
AXO---i claim Hickey!!
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Well... technically I already sort of promised texas*princess to him
I am waiting for her to get her HT done so that she can send a real good picture to him. He likes to see pictures of all my friends - especially the ones that use their mug shots on line. He says that there is just something sexy about a woman wearing black & white stripes holding a little sign with numbers under her chin. Must be why he is always going to jail to get out those women that he helps... the ones that he does undercovers work with sometimes at the motel.
But I will tell him that you and aries are interested... he says sometimes a man is just too much for one woman. I think my cousin Hickey would like you both, though - y'all are my friends & you support me in my journey to fulfill my lifelong dream. As long as you don't mind that he helps the homeless people at night - the ones that he delivers those little baggies to & all. Hey - you might even be able to go with him on a date or something. He is always getting lots of cool stuff from people... like those white flip flops he gave me. Hell, you can hardly see the blood on them anymore. I don't think many people even notice when I wear them to church. But if you do go out with him, I want you to know something -- and I love my cousin Hickey, he's a real good guy -- but don't ever look him in the eye... EVER! After he got the metal plates put in his head, sometimes he can't help himself & if you look him in the eye, it reminds him of the time that this rabid squirrel got aholt of him. It was terrible & he always says that he remembers the squirrel staring him down just before attacking. Don't ever tell him I told you that, please. He thinks that it was a government conspiracy & he'll start calling the White House again if he thinks people are "on to him" or something.
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