Hair transplants...

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by epchick

Nothing shouts "interested" like 50 voicemails in 1 day.

I know!! One would think so anyway -- I left 74 actually... I am thinking about having a friend of mine call & leave some for me as well. Just in case something is wrong with their voicemail & they aren't getting my calls. My cousin Hickey says that sometimes people can be real busy & by just calling over and over let's them know that I am a great candidate for their salon. He says that they admire people like me who show such commitment to their dreams. He says "stalker" is just a big fancy word for "I am committed to excellence" or maybe needing to be committed... I can never keep things straight when my cousin Hickey gets all philosophical and crap.

[Tom Earp]

So, wear a wig.

[greekalum]

A wig is NOT THE SAME! Just because it is easier and more appropriate for her situation does not make it the hair transplant of her dreams!!!!

When did so many become so prominent about who does what to their head? Well except a few?

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by Tom Earp

So, wear a wig.

I seriously admire your wig and would like to know where you got it. A damp smelly alley somewhere perhaps?

I'm looking to complement my salon membership and a wig is a good step.

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by centaur532

I seriously admire your wig and would like to know where you got it. A damp smelly alley somewhere perhaps?

I'm looking to complement my salon membership and a wig is a good step.

a) I am freaking shocked & lost all bets with a certain snark-pool that it took Tom Earp this long to stick his nose into something that he knows nothing about (or DOES he... inquiring minds don't really give a damn...)

b) I am freaking shocked that he would not be in support of my lifelong journey to fulfill a dream... and damn, I wanted to really get a nice letter of rec from him. My cousin Hickey says that Tom Earp talks real good on GC & he should be teaching high school English so that all those kids can get a good score on their STA's and college GER's. Not to mention the ones that go to law school - hell, they gotta take an LSU or something like that - I think they have to dress up as purple & gold tigers & go to some conventions or something...

[epchick]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

b) I am freaking shocked that he would not be in support of my lifelong journey to fulfill a dream... and damn, I wanted to really get a nice letter of rec from him. My cousin Hickey says that Tom Earp talks real good on GC & he should be teaching high school English so that all those kids can get a good score on their STA's and college GER's. Not to mention the ones that go to law school - hell, they gotta take an LSU or something like that - I think they have to dress up as purple & gold tigers & go to some conventions or something...

OMG! I swear my roommate thinks are Americans are weird already, and here I am w/headphones on, looking at a computer screen and laughing. I have you to thank AXO Alum. HIL-ARIOUS!

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by epchick

OMG! I swear my roommate thinks are Americans are weird already, and here I am w/headphones on, looking at a computer screen and laughing. I have you to thank AXO Alum. HIL-ARIOUS!

Oh god I laughed so hard last night when I read this.

[Xylochick216]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

b) I am freaking shocked that he would not be in support of my lifelong journey to fulfill a dream... and damn, I wanted to really get a nice letter of rec from him. My cousin Hickey says that Tom Earp talks real good on GC & he should be teaching high school English so that all those kids can get a good score on their STA's and college GER's. Not to mention the ones that go to law school - hell, they gotta take an LSU or something like that - I think they have to dress up as purple & gold tigers & go to some conventions or something...

But Tom wants EVERYONE to have a hair transplant. Just because he's of the wrong gender for a female hair transplant doesn't stop him from blowing sunshine up PNHTs booties. He must have misread your post

And did anyone know 10 was the maximum number of smilies per post?

[Sister Havana]

I heard it is extra-helpful to get a male to sponsor you into a salon!

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by Sister Havana

I heard it is extra-helpful to get a male to sponsor you into a salon!

BIG NEWS!!! I called the "Jasmin" salon again & was put through to someone in security. He says that they do monitor repeat calls & that he was requesting that I not call again, that they do know I have called & to please be patient!! So that must be a sign -- he wants me to please be patient which is of course a total give away that they want me to be a client!! Get it... be A patient!! They just can't say it directly yet!! I am so freaking excited!! My cousin Hickey says that talking to security directly means that you are well known in their salon & that they wanted me to know that I have been put on a priority list.

And Xylo - I did NOT know there was a smiley limit per post. Isn't that unfair to those people who seek to use mulitple smilies in posting? I think that we should support our community members who may need more than the or the smilies to get their message across.

[epchick]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

BIG NEWS!!! I called the "Jasmin" salon again & was put through to someone in security. He says that they do monitor repeat calls & that he was requesting that I not call again, that they do know I have called & to please be patient!! So that must be a sign -- he wants me to please be patient which is of course a total give away that they want me to be a client!! Get it... be A patient!! They just can't say it directly yet!! I am so freaking excited!! My cousin Hickey says that talking to security directly means that you are well known in their salon & that they wanted me to know that I have been put on a priority list.

OMG That is totally a sign. Damn your lucky AXO Alum

<---This is you "cool" girl

[greekalum]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

BIG NEWS!!! I called the "Jasmin" salon again & was put through to someone in security. He says that they do monitor repeat calls & that he was requesting that I not call again, that they do know I have called & to please be patient!! So that must be a sign -- he wants me to please be patient which is of course a total give away that they want me to be a client!! Get it... be A patient!! They just can't say it directly yet!! I am so freaking excited!! My cousin Hickey says that talking to security directly means that you are well known in their salon & that they wanted me to know that I have been put on a priority list.

And Xylo - I did NOT know there was a smiley limit per post. Isn't that unfair to those people who seek to use mulitple smilies in posting? I think that we should support our community members who may need more than the or the smilies to get their message across.

OMG! They know you are repeat caller and that this is your DREAM! Did you tell them all about how you did wear a wig in college and would have gotten a hair transplant back then but your parents refused to let you work? Because once they know that part of your story they will surely be unable to think of a reason not to transplant now!!!

[epchick]

Originally Posted by ariesrising

Is your cousin Hickey single?

Aww hell no...don't even try to creep on my man!!

AXO---i claim Hickey!!

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by epchick

Aww hell no...don't even try to creep on my man!!

AXO---i claim Hickey!!

Well... technically I already sort of promised texas*princess to him I am waiting for her to get her HT done so that she can send a real good picture to him. He likes to see pictures of all my friends - especially the ones that use their mug shots on line. He says that there is just something sexy about a woman wearing black & white stripes holding a little sign with numbers under her chin. Must be why he is always going to jail to get out those women that he helps... the ones that he does undercovers work with sometimes at the motel.

But I will tell him that you and aries are interested... he says sometimes a man is just too much for one woman. I think my cousin Hickey would like you both, though - y'all are my friends & you support me in my journey to fulfill my lifelong dream. As long as you don't mind that he helps the homeless people at night - the ones that he delivers those little baggies to & all. Hey - you might even be able to go with him on a date or something. He is always getting lots of cool stuff from people... like those white flip flops he gave me. Hell, you can hardly see the blood on them anymore. I don't think many people even notice when I wear them to church. But if you do go out with him, I want you to know something -- and I love my cousin Hickey, he's a real good guy -- but don't ever look him in the eye... EVER! After he got the metal plates put in his head, sometimes he can't help himself & if you look him in the eye, it reminds him of the time that this rabid squirrel got aholt of him. It was terrible & he always says that he remembers the squirrel staring him down just before attacking. Don't ever tell him I told you that, please. He thinks that it was a government conspiracy & he'll start calling the White House again if he thinks people are "on to him" or something.

[epchick]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

Well... technically I already sort of promised texas*princess to him I am waiting for her to get her HT done so that she can send a real good picture to him. He likes to see pictures of all my friends - especially the ones that use their mug shots on line. He says that there is just something sexy about a woman wearing black & white stripes holding a little sign with numbers under her chin. Must be why he is always going to jail to get out those women that he helps... the ones that he does undercovers work with sometimes at the motel.

But I will tell him that you and aries are interested... he says sometimes a man is just too much for one woman. I think my cousin Hickey would like you both, though - y'all are my friends & you support me in my journey to fulfill my lifelong dream. As long as you don't mind that he helps the homeless people at night - the ones that he delivers those little baggies to & all. Hey - you might even be able to go with him on a date or something. He is always getting lots of cool stuff from people... like those white flip flops he gave me. Hell, you can hardly see the blood on them anymore. I don't think many people even notice when I wear them to church. But if you do go out with him, I want you to know something -- and I love my cousin Hickey, he's a real good guy -- but don't ever look him in the eye... EVER! After he got the metal plates put in his head, sometimes he can't help himself & if you look him in the eye, it reminds him of the time that this rabid squirrel got aholt of him. It was terrible & he always says that he remembers the squirrel staring him down just before attacking. Don't ever tell him I told you that, please. He thinks that it was a government conspiracy & he'll start calling the White House again if he thinks people are "on to him" or something.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1!!!!111!!ELEVENTY-ONE1!!!! *I wish there was a smilie to do this feeling justice*

I already saw myself with him. 8 kids, living in a 1 bedroom trailer with 2 dogs...living mediocrately-happy ever after.

I guess I *could* share him with aries and T*P...if that will make STUDLY Hickey happy