Nouveau News Thread

[Marie]

Originally posted by Confucius
Patty Jackson's 411 for the week of May 8th, 2006

WHAT’S THE UNDERGROUND BUZZ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This married NBA Superstar claims to love his wife and kids, but he is not faithful. Lately, he’s been running around with a Reality Star Ho. He likes this girl, despite her slutty ways. Friends are trying to warn him: don’t blow your marriage on a woman who is willing to do anything to get ahead! She wants to be a star in the worst way. She sleeps around with men and women, and she has posed for scantily clad pictures. She will do anything to get ahead. Will the NBA Superstar ruin his marriage over a cheap ho?

OOPS, she did it again! In a desperate attempt to keep up with her husband’s baby momma, she gets pregnant again. The baby momma has two of his kids, and now she will have two as well. Her husband still likes the baby momma. Let’s hope she doesn’t get pregnant for a third time.

Allen Iverson for #1, and clearly Brittney Spears for #2.