Open Letter 8

[nikki1920]

Dear LOTUG:

After what your #3 told me today, I love you all for life. Seriously.

Love,
a very touched mom

[jitterbug13]

Originally Posted by TonyB06

Dear Dish Network,
The time to try to woo me back was, oh, maybe before yall's ultra-sensitive satellite signal began to consistently go out in regular rain drizzles, never mind severe weather (which would be understandable). And the time to try to woo me back was surely not after I'd been transferred between phone reps numbers 4 and 5 MaryJane, I'm sure you're a nice woman and all, but by the time you got on the line (rep #5), there wasn't really anything for us to talk about. Peace.

Dear Randy Moss,
Will you do something, anything, please?!? My fantasy football team is getting kilt, due in part to your rumor-like performances lately....as in it was a rumor that you were actually in the stadium, let alone scoring points on the field.

Dear TonyB,

Switch to DirecTV. Sunday Ticket offer is going on right now. Pay for Sunday Ticket for four months and get the Premier Package for free. All NFL games (that are now shown in your are, and not SNF or MNF). And you know since Brady's out, Moss is not going to get that much play.

JB13, former DTV employee

[nikki1920]

Dear SCD:
Your LBs are the greatest. I know you heard me and your #3 talking today, and I am SO glad that he is Peanut's Godfather. We chose well. Do you hear our child practicing her cello?

We miss you lots.
N and B

[Senusret I]

Dear MT,

How do you expect us to remain friends if you fundamentally don't believe me to be your equal?

Yes, marriage equality is big enough an issue for me where I would change the nature of our friendship or even end it if you can't stand with me.

Senusret I

[jitterbug13]

Dear Clay Aiken,

ABOUT TIME!!!!

Dear David Archetta fans,

You see all those female Claymates that will never ever have a chance with Clay now? The ones that were gushing over him and now are crying? That will be ya'll in about five years.

JB13

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear Clay Aiken,

ABOUT TIME!!!!

Dear David Archetta fans,

You see all those female Claymates that will never ever have a chance with Clay now? The ones that were gushing over him and now are crying? That will be ya'll in about five years.

JB13

HA!!

[KAPPAtivating]

Dear World:

Right now I feel like it's me against you, but "I.WILL.NOT.LOSE!"

[christiangirl]

Dear Figure Skating Jesus,

Thanks for the vote of confidence. I am really excited to be moving up another level next week. I'll make you as proud as I can. Now, um, I've seen the stuff I'm expected to learn and it looks a lil daunting...can you put a bubble of protection around my bones and leave me a miracle of healing on standby? If it's not too much.

[Spinderella]

Hey Bush, Rush and McCain,

Quit stalling, your time is up. While I know that the economy is jacked up, it was of your own making in trying to first, be greedy and second, being callously shady and in unbelievable denial/ignorance regarding the dire state of the US economy.

I am refusing to believe that this 'collapse' and the additional fear you are selling is a random event. When it comes down to matters of politics and your party, I believe that you will stop at nothing to orchestrate events that will be in your favor.

Quit playing around, have the debate with Obama and stop hiding behind problems (hurricanes, pseudo-political wrangling over the economy). Let the US people see that you and the moose killer have no substance and plan to give us 4 more years of fraggle-nackle bull.

And Rush...GO back to rehab. Only a crack head could be as paranoid as you are judging from the random foolishness you were spitting today.

But my real point...debate or no debate. Collapsed economy or not, the freaking election better go on as scheduled. I will not tolerate 'events' causing a 'suspension' of our date with, hopefully, a new and improved destiny, Tues. Nov. 4.

[jitterbug13]

^^^
*standing ovation for Spinderella*

[I.A.S.K.]

Dear McCain,
I thought you were an idiot when you selected Palin, but now I know for sure that I was wrong. You are an imbecile. Do you truly believe that a solution to an economic crisis caused over the last eight years by your buddy George will be found in exactly four days? Did you honestly think that "stopping your campaign" (which we all know you are not really doing) would make a difference? People not seeing your ugly mug on TV will probably help the economy, but it will not solve the economic crisis. The debate on Friday will be a wonderful way for you to present your wonderful ideas on how to save the economy to Barack Obama and the rest of the nation. Of course you wont do this because you do not have a plan. You my dear are the number one hated person in the office. You are the person who spends time calling and pressuring everyone else to find a solution and when they do you take credit for it. Hopefully Barack will not fall for your b/s and will stand up to you and prove that you really cant do anything. Please do us all a favor and drop out of the presidential race.
Thanks,
I.A.S.K.

[nikki1920]

Dear Sen. McCain:
If you scared, say you scared. You just don't want to debate with Obama because he will blow you out of the water. That's cool. "Stopping your campaign" so you can be in Washington for the vote won't make a difference. If your party had looked beyond the dollar signs and KEPT the regulations that Pres. Truman set in place to prevent something like this from happening, then we wouldn't be facing thes issues now. I really don't think its fair to me, a single parent, who works 40 hours a week and was possibly looking for my first home to purchase, to have to bail out other people who made poor financial choices because some greedy mortgage company wanted to get them in a home that it knew they could not afford. Regulations are there for a reason. And does the Government have the money to pay for this? If we weren't still spending $10 billion a month in Iraq, we might. But I digress. I know you are counting on my being uninformed. Surprise, I am not. Mama always said watch what people do more than what they say. I've been watching your party and I don't like what ya'll do. My vote will say that on November 4. Party's over.

Waiting for election day,
a registered voter

[9dstpm]

Dear Sen. McCain:

As Roland Martin said so correctly on TJMS today: "The President of the United States should be able to do 2 things at once." Why can't you do the debate AND go to Capitol Hill to help with the economic crisis? I feel that as someone who wants to be the next Leader of The Free World, you should be able to do TEN things at once!! You out here calling yourself "The Maverick", why don't show us that you're one!! If Dennis could run his TV White House on "24" ever so smoothly with a crazy wife, crazy kids, backstabbing Congress, sorry behind brother, a mysterious virus, and oh yeah--the WORLD fixin' to blow up without breaking a sweat (and I'm not just saying that because I'm his biggest fan ever) surely you can do it too!

Now about the bailout: THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!! Why should my tax dollars go to help these greedy companies out? Goldman Sachs, AIG, Freddie and Fannie are not helping me!! Why are you even asking me to help them when I and Hubby and millions of other Americans who work every damn day can't pay their bills?? There's budget cuts at my job! My hours got cut! Now I have to find another job (If I can find one thanks to the sucky economy you helped to make) to make up the difference! Since the government is in the business of bailing people out, come bail me out!! Bail me out of my student loans, my daycare payments, my rent, my car note, my autistic son's therapy!!! Come bail me out!!

You wanna duck out of the debates because you know that Obama will mop the floor up with your old behind! Like the kids at my group home love to say: "You a punk!"

Signed,

An angry American Who's voting for Obama

[nikki1920]

Dear Federal Government:
My personal economy is failing. Please send a bailout package to me at my address. (the IRS has my current address on file). Please send a money order to the amount of $1 million. That's a lot less than the $700 billion Bernanke and Paulson are asking for. I can stimulate the heck out of my local economy with a milli. (Thanks, Lil Wayne. did I just use a lil Wayne reference? )

Signed,
a taxpayer.. whos voting for anyone BUT McCain

ps: Social Security
I got my statement and once again, WHY The hayle am I working? $967 a month? H(ow)TF am I supposed to live off of that? I am not making enough to save for retirement let alone an emergency!!!!

Dear Senator Barack Hussein Obama:
I am putting my faith in you to do what is right by ME, a struggling, college degree holding, single parent of one, employed voter. I am not asking you to work miracles nor make radical changes. All I want is a stable economy, checks on big businesses, affordable housing, affordable college education (I have 8 years until my kid is ready to go to UNC), affordable health care and a functioning Social Security system, and I want our soldiers home so they can help rebuild our own infrastructure. I don't think that is too much to ask. Please work on fully funding NCLB and IDEA, so that I can go back to working with the chirren, as that is my first love, but a sista can't feed or house her child working in the special ed field. Please don't forget the millions of us who are working hard to have a little piece of the American dream when you take the Oath of Office.

Thank you,
A voter.

IDK why I have so much stuff to get off my chest this morning, lol..

[Senusret I]

Dear Nikki1920,

Are you coming to the Alpha/CBC Reception tonight?

Love,
Senusret I