torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!! - Page 2

chitownxo · #1 09-06-2007, 05:43 PM

Have you thought about alumni intiation at all? I'm sure the several My Little Ponies on this board would be happy to sponsor you. Not me, of course, I'm too busy. But someone else.

tld221 · #2 09-06-2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

After all we did to try and keep you from deactivating from our house? Now you just go and be a complete snob on greekchat in front of everybody? You are trashing our house's name! You are making us sound horrible! We should have just let you go! I don't know why you think it's okay to tell people that we only mix with the Snorks! That is just bad PR! The greek system at State U is weak enough right now as is without a little prissy b**** like you going around venting your feelings publicly on a national chat forum! You should be ashamed! I know CareBears is ashamed in you! That is Un-Carebear like behavior!

/Sorority Life

ETA:

You may be ashamed if you were a CareBear, but trust me, I'd be more ashamed at the CareBear's lack of judgement.

umm... snaps to that?

Glitter650 · #3 09-06-2007, 05:54 PM

I heard that She-ra is in a place to really be the top house next year... maybe you should go for them since care bears isn't working out.

CutiePie2000 · #4 12-19-2007, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Glitter650

I heard that She-ra is in a place to really be the top house next year... maybe you should go for them since care bears isn't working out.

Any sorority named She-Ra is surely top tier.

AOII Angel · #5 09-06-2007, 05:54 PM

But, I like the Snorks!

LatinaAlumna · #6 09-06-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Last spring I pledged Care Bears thinking that it was the greatest sorority evah. Now these girls just annoy me. All they ever do is sit around and compare who's stomach is cuter. The only fraternity that will even mix with us is the Snorks, which says a lot. I totally should've been a My Little Pony with my long, shiny hair. But My Little Pony is too cool for school and doesn't need to COB. I never even got a pin from Care Bears, but I hear that Strawberry Shortcake is having a COB party tonight. Can I still be a Raggedy Ann? I'm torn I totally love Care Bears but I want to be in a better sorority. Help me ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say, just start a whole NEW sorority! Everyone's doing it, these days!

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you.

preciousjeni · #7 12-30-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaAlumna

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you.

I am embarassingly late to the thread, but this junk had me rollin'!

Drolefille · #8 09-06-2007, 06:38 PM

OMG

After reading this, I will personally make sure My Little Pony will never take you! Your hair isn't long and shiny enough for us anyway. We are "too cool for school" enough not to take someone so fickle she'd consider Strawberry Shortcake and Raggedy Ann.

I'm going to make sure every My Little Pony chapter within 500 miles of you gets 15 no-recs from me and all of my sisters.

tld221 · #9 09-06-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

Don't forget to wear the panty hose with the sequins up the back.

HAHAHA! I <3 THIS THREAD! TLD, I missed you.

i never really went anywhere... but thx!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LatinaAlumna

I say, just start a whole NEW sorority! Everyone's doing it, these days!

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you.

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Originally Posted by Drolefille

OMG

After reading this, I will personally make sure My Little Pony will never take you! Your hair isn't long and shiny enough for us anyway. We are "too cool for school" enough not to take someone so fickle she'd consider Strawberry Shortcake and Raggedy Ann.

I'm going to make sure every My Little Pony chapter within 500 miles of you gets 15 no-recs from me and all of my sisters.

wow. i almost spit my mango rum-and-coke on the screen.

Almost. ::clutches sweet glass with TLC::

SnuKnight172 · #10 09-07-2007, 07:49 PM

I tried to be a Fraggle but being under ground all of the time got to my asthma. I pledged GI Joe instead.

icelandelf · #11 09-06-2007, 11:11 PM

What about becoming a Teletubby?

cuteASAbug · #12 09-06-2007, 11:17 PM

I'm pretty sure the creators of the Teletubbies are still alive. So that's a no.

blackngoldengrl · #13 09-06-2007, 11:39 PM

All this strife is why I'm glad I'm a Jem. We know who we are, and we don't need anyone to define us. No one else is the same. We're Truly outrageous!

Senusret I · #14 09-06-2007, 11:51 PM

I heard the Misfits' songs were better.

cuteASAbug · #15 09-06-2007, 11:56 PM

My mother called Josie and Pussycats nationals because she knows just how good I look in animal print. The woman was really nice and friendly and even offered to write me a rec, until she saw my measurements and realized that I'm a size 4! Apparently the absolute largest they will take is a size 2, and that's if you're a double legacy. I need to lose 50 pounds before they'll consider me. Their motto is No Fat Chicks. My mom tried telling them that I'm not fat, I'm just big boned, but they didn't want to hear it and hung up on her. She wants to sue them for defamation of character, but I'm scared that if she does that, then I won't get in anymore, and this is my one true home. What do ya'll think?