I can't believe what I just heard!

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by Glitter650

Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing."

I also heard that as Alvarado numbers (which makes me think of the delicious Alvarado Street Bakery).

[tinydancer]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

I also heard that as Alvarado numbers (which makes me think of the delicious Alvarado Street Bakery).

And don't forget Ava Gardner's number.

[Glitter650]

Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing."

[LucyKKG]

Originally Posted by Glitter650

Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing."

Is that funny if you've taken chemistry? Sorry, I totally don't get it.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by LucyKKG

Is that funny if you've taken chemistry? Sorry, I totally don't get it.

Lol, yes it's a chemistry thing (and the correct term is Avogodro's number which, as you've surmised, everyone gets wrong.


There was a girl in my 6th grade class who said the world's largest bird was an "Alcatraz."

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Lol, yes it's a chemistry thing (and the correct term is Avogodro's number which, as you've surmised, everyone gets wrong.


There was a girl in my 6th grade class who said the world's largest bird was an "Alcatraz."

The etymology of "alcatraz" is related to birds, pelicans which roosted on the island of Alcatraz hence the name. So she was right about birds, just not the largest birds in the world (thank you fourth grade California history module, and third grade San Francisco history module). Maybe she meant albatross, but are we talking largest flying or flightless bird? Those are quite different.

Here's something I can't believe I heard:

Oral sex is completely safe from catching STDs (college junior, male, fraternity member).

[sjsoffer]

"So why would a guy sleep with me if he doesn't really like me?"
"Well I think he's in love with you but scared to admit it. It's the only thing that makes sense."
"But he won't answer my calls!"
"DUH! He's scared!"
- Two girls in the Elementary Ed hallway, while I waited for a class to start

[RaggedyAnn]

Originally Posted by sjsoffer

"So why would a guy sleep with me if he doesn't really like me?"
"Well I think he's in love with you but scared to admit it. It's the only thing that makes sense."
"But he won't answer my calls!"
"DUH! He's scared!"
- Two girls in the Elementary Ed hallway, while I waited for a class to start

Someone needs to watch "He's Just Not That Into You."

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Guytalking about a girl he hooked up with coming out of the closet) And I said, "So you mean to say that I'm the last guy on Earth to fully satisfy you as a woman? Allll right!"

[IlovemyAKA]

In my inbox:

College junior: ...yep those were the days, indefinitely!

I believe she meant definitely.

[nikki1920]

"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"

[epchick]

A conversation my cousin and I had about Gladys Knight and the Pips:

mom: who sings this song?
me: Gladys Knight
cousin: It isn't Gladys, it's (emphasising) GLAAAADVVIS.
me: no it's not, it's GLADYS Knight and the PITS (think armpits)

My mom ended up rolling on the floor laughing

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by DoctorD

This reminds me of something my biology teacher in HS said:

"What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?"

"Parents"

This reminds me of a cute one:

Me: "What is 1+4?"

3yo boy: "Math."

[ASUADPi]

My first job was at McDonalds. One of my coworkers shouted to the kitchen "where is my cheeseburger without cheese". The worker back there was like "Mindy it's called a hamburger".

[Zephyrus]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"

Hahahaha