The Bachelor: Brad Womack, Redux

[southbymidwest]

Ehhh, if he wasn't feeling it the first time, he at least manned up about it. Much better than the couples that "are so in love" and then break up within months amid whispers of wanting to go Hollywood.

And the slap? Please. "This is for all the women in America?" Babe, don't include me in that group. Although it was attention getting and I am sure he remembered her name!

I might end up getting hooked on this iteration even though I haven't watched it in years. Got tired of the "most unusual/surprising/best/whatever" rose ceremony EVAH hype.

Some of the women are kind of, err, unusual. Fang girl is definitely unusual.

[BAckbOwlsgIrl]

Keltie the Rockette who got kicked off. No rose for her.

Rebecca "Manscaper" who "wax on and wax off". Correct me if I am wrong here. Her profile says Esthetician. Do we have two of these?

Shawntel "I see dead people" Funeral Director from Chico, CA.

Not sure what to make of the woman who made him open the limo door for her.

We have the tease of "That thing..."

I am disappointed that no one passed out, puked, gave him her panties or asked to reproduce. Not sure if the producers limited the amount of alcohol or if the women have learned not to be drunk floozies. Then again, if they did anything, it would take away attention from our Bachelor Train Wreck, Brad. We can't have that, now, can we?