Dear forces that be:
while I truly enjoyed the pick me up I got yesterday (free Chipotle! woot!), you can stop now. The attention is truly flattering, but to receive contact from two ex's and a possible from back in the day IN TWO DAYS is a bit much. So please, in the words of Patra, DIP AND FALL BACK!

Thank you.
Dear Essence:
Thank you for the article on Child Brides. I don't think I've been more shocked by an article from you in a while. Also, thank you for the heads up about Sister Soljah's new book,
Midnight, A Gansta Love Story. I promise to send in the subscription card if you keep up with the good information.