Open Letter 8

[jitterbug13]

Dear GCLS (AKA former employer),

I miss ya'll so much. I could have been sitting at home, reading the new Eric Jerome Dickey book and would have already read the new Pearl Cleage book. Instead, I am #19 on a list for the EDJ book and #17 on the other, because it takes forever for the CCPL to get the book. And I didn't have to fill out a form and wait approval to order a new book. All I have to do was say "can ya'll order this?" Now since I'm back in Charleston, I guess I have to wait.

Dear ABC Family,

Ya'll need to hurry up and post last night's episode of Greek.

Signed,
JB13

[TonyB06]

Dear Suzanne Malveaux (of CNN),

When the presidential capaigns hit Ohio -- or anywhere nearby, for that matter -- if you need a place to stay, holla at me. It doesn't matter whose campaign you're covering, Obama's or McCain's, get at me. ...Hang out, and you can pocket all that CNN per diem. I got you covered.

For you, I would verry, verry verry much like to be the Voice of America. I know looking at you, errr, I mean, talking with you can help me put it all in perspective. We can go one-on-one, 60 Minutes-style, whatever interview style you want. Together, your beautiful questions and my answers, we can figure this thang out, we can truly find a way to make America a better place.

Yours in journalistic solidarity and manly appreciation,
TB06