Open Letter 8

[9dstpm]

Dear Chest Congestion:

I really need you to go away, NOW! You know I'm preggers and can't take any real medicine for it. All I can do is drink, drink, drink you away. I can't sleep at night because all I do is cough, and when I do sleep, it's during the day. I missed 2 whole hours of secrets, lies, and paternity tests on Maury today because of you. Then you wake me right back up when some infomercial comes on. I would really like to have a Magic Bullet, but I really wanted to know if that lady who slept with her cousin's man and had his baby was gonna marry him. You have got to go and soon. My baby shower is Saturday and I want to be able to enjoy my piece of cake!!!

Sincerely,

9dstpm

[likeaTREE]

Dear lazy coworkers,
If you do not want to work...Do us all a favor and call out so we don't expect you to do anything GOSH!

[tnxbutterfly]

Dear Boss lady,

If you want my kids to come 5 days a week, then stop offering their parents the option of 3 days. You say we are a Montessori school and not a daycare. THEN STOP TREATING MY ROOM LIKE IT IS A DAYCARE. I know i work with the toddlers, but the way you've been shoving kids in as of late, I feel more like a caregiver and not a teacher. And I'm not telling my half day parents zip about changing their days. I've been trying to convince them since day 1. It's your turn.

[TonyB06]

Dear WZAK,

I know this is Black History Month, and I know yall knew it was coming and so had time to practice. That's why the Black History Month drop-in yall just played over the air was both unfortunate and puzzling.

The woman's name was not Fannie Lou Hammer It was Fannie Lou Hamer. Hamer.

...my people, my people.

[Ideal08]

Dear TonyB06,

I haven't heard those call letters in quite some time. Thanks for helping me reminisce.

Signed,

Lover of Just the Two of Us

Dear Papa Johns,

I just got the email about the new whole wheat crust. I love you for your fresh ingredients!!!! I love you for making your nice, fatty, greasy pizza (mmmmmmm!) a little more healthy for us! As soon as I think I can eat it and enjoy it, I'm ordering one! Now, if LaRosa's gets a whole wheat crust, I don't know what to tell you. And I need to know if I can get cheese sticks on whole wheat? Breadsticks? *sigh* The possibilities are endless.

Signed,

Faithful follower since my college days

Dear LaRosa's,

I know I gave you a shout-out, but you still need to come down on your prices. Seriously.

Signed,

Me

[TonyB06]

Originally Posted by Ideal08

Dear TonyB06,

I haven't heard those call letters in quite some time. Thanks for helping me reminisce.

Signed,

Lover of Just the Two of Us

No, You just took it back ^^ !!! "Lynn Tol-li-var, Ralph Pool, ... rockin to the beat ...."

[DSTCHAOS]

Dear Panera Bread:

That turkey and swiss on whole grain bread made my day. The tomato and lettuce made me smile and the mayo on the side added just the right touch (I love mayo). The 1/2 Harvest salad was also great.

Thank you, Panera Bread, for being you.

Signed,
Most Valued Customer

[darling1]

dear re-re,

didja have to come out on stage looking like a large tweety bird?

dear re-re's stylists,

can you please stop dressing re-re in skinny or strapless dress. i do appreciate the good attempt with the lycra. good move.

dear kanye,

brotha the less you say the better off you will be. you should have thanked your peoples and your mom (RIP) and walked your happy behind off that stage.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Dear Panera Bread:

That turkey and swiss on whole grain bread made my day. The tomato and lettuce made me smile and the mayo on the side added just the right touch (I love mayo). The 1/2 Harvest salad was also great.

Thank you, Panera Bread, for being you.

Signed,
Most Valued Customer

Dear Chaos,

Your letter just made me hungry. Turkey and swiss is my favorite . I might become a Panera fiend.

Love,
CG

[nikki1920]

Dear darling1:
kindly get out of my head. I love me some Re-Re, but DAYUM! A queen should NEVER be dressed in the clothes that she's been dressed in.

Dear Amy Winehouse:
Your expression when you won Song of the Year was priceless!!! See how much better it is when you aren't on drugs? Please, girl, keep up with the rehab!

[darling1]

girl, she makes me hide my head in shame as a member of the btc.

you are dead on about amy.

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear darling1:
kindly get out of my head. I love me some Re-Re, but DAYUM! A queen should NEVER be dressed in the clothes that she's been dressed in.

Dear Amy Winehouse:
Your expression when you won Song of the Year was priceless!!! See how much better it is when you aren't on drugs? Please, girl, keep up with the rehab!

[9dstpm]

Dear IHOP:

Thank you for those great pancakes last night. I look forward to your National Pancake Day every year. Also, a big THANK YOU to the waiter who showed so much compassion to a very pregnant and very hungry lady and seated me ahead of the other patrons. Also, thank you so much for taking time to find some sugar-free syrup for my pancakes. You really earned your tip!!!

Sincerely,

9dstpm and Baby 9dstpm

[jitterbug13]

Dear Fantasia,

My stepdad is probably going to kill me for saying this but PLEASE REMOVE THE SILVER DYE FROM YOUR HAIR. It looks like Pepe LePu has resided on top of your head.

Dear Keyshia,

Please pass what every black hair dye you have left to Fantasia. Thanks!

Dear Papa Knowles,

Thanks for saying that Re-Re shouldn't have critized your oldest daughter when she peformed with Tina Turner. But can we talk about how both of your daughters mean-mugged Riannah at the Grammys?

Signed,
JB13

[darling1]

dear of re-re franklin:

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

Originally Posted by darling1

dear of re-re franklin:

:sigh: co-sign...I respectfully ask...Re-Re...what the hell???