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07-13-2007, 01:16 PM
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granted, but then your old job offers you a 40% pay raise and 2 weeks more vacation. now what?
i wish i didn't make an azz of myself and fall asleep in our staff meeting today.
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07-13-2007, 02:28 PM
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Granted. However, instead of making an azz of yourself by falling asleep, you make an azz out of yourself by showing up to the meeting sloshed. You then proceed to get up on the conferance table and dance suggestively. Someone at the meeting caught all of it on his cellphone. Now your drunken table dancing is all over YouTube. Now everywhere you go, creepy middle-aged men ogle you and hit on you. Your entire family has seen the YouTube video, which makes for some awkward family get-togethers.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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07-13-2007, 02:48 PM
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Wish granted. Only your not bored because your boss fired you and you are now very busy cleaning out your desk.
I wish I didn't have to take my CR-V to the shop today. 
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07-13-2007, 03:25 PM
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granted because it was stolen and burned in an alleyway....
i wish I had new bedroom furniture....
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07-14-2007, 12:26 AM
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Granted! You won a free bedroom set. Only it's from Rooms 2 Go, and falls apart the first time you have... ahem... a good time. 
I wish that I could go to sleep earlier!
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For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
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07-16-2007, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by summer_gphib
Granted! You won a free bedroom set. Only it's from Rooms 2 Go, and falls apart the first time you have... ahem... a good time.
I wish that I could go to sleep earlier! |
granted and thus u wind up sleeping for 12 hrs and u piss in bed.
I wish circuit city would have a fire sale
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07-16-2007, 03:14 PM
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Grated, but since you were the one who started the fire,all you get are three hots and a cot.
I wish I could go on a long vacation to the Bahamas.
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