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Okay also, I got an iHome, right? So you put your iPod in there and it's an alarm clock that plays your iPod. Cool, right? The thing is, it's kind of freaky, because I hit the snooze button a million times in the morning -- that means every ten minutes, I hear another snippet of the same song. Do you have any idea how much that messes you up for the rest of the day? Yesterday I was all GIRL YOU WANNA COME TO MY HO-TEL BABY I WILL LEAVE YOU MY ROOM KEY I'M FEELIN THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF GIRL AND I WANNA GET WIT YOU CUZ YOU'S A CUTIE. Then today it's all YOU'RE SO CONTAGIOUS I CAN'T TAKE IT HAVE MY BABY LET'S JUST MAKE IT EXCUSE ME WHAT'S YOUR NAME YEAH CAN I GET MY GROWN MAN ON FOR ONE SECOND CAUSE I SEE SOME LADIES TONIGHT THAT SHOULD BE HANGIN WIT JAY-Z, JAY-Z SO HOT TO TROT!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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