Dear Nikki1920:
You and your daughter are in my prayers
Dear Dennis:
Please forgive the tardiness of my correspondence. On Sunday morning, I came home from work and after settling in and watching my church's TV ministry program, I had an hour to watch something else before "The Soup" on E! came on at 10:30. The TV guide from the Sunday paper said that "Major League" was on TNT, so I headed there, hoping I could catch that yummy scene of you in your really skimpy undies lifting weights in the locker room.
Not.
It was "Major League 3" and you were fully clothed. Honey, that was the most craptastic movie you have ever been in. I realize that you were probably in the midst of a divorce from wife #2 at the time and you were probably behind in your alimony and/or child support payments and you had to make a quick buck. But ML3? Ewww. Even those 15 minutes you appeared on-screen in "Heat" and you got shot full of holes like so much Swiss cheese was way better than the 2 hours of ML3 that you were in. Let's not revisit Pedro Cerrano and the voodoo and Jobu anymore unless Pedro is wearing those skimpy undies, OK? Thank you!
Still your biggest fan ever,
9dstpm
PS: your birthday party was fun. The cake was yummy and in addition to a marathon of the second season of "The Unit", I also watched the first season of "24". For next year's party, I'm looking for some of your more obscure movies like "How To Make the Crulest Month" and "Grambling's White Tiger". I have a like-minded fan contact who knows someone who knows where I can find these movies.
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