I wonder what would happen if...

[DSTCHAOS]

I admittedly didn't read the OP. So I'll just say what first came to mind:

We've all seen people who look like an animal. In a nonracialized way. Evolution skipped over some families.

I saw a dude who looked like a FROG. Like he had a FROG CURSE and it was sad. But we aren't closely related to frogs so that's waaaaaay off topic.