Dear Publix Bakery,
Hi! My name is 9dstpm and I am addicted to your chocolate chip cookies. I became acquainted with your delicious product when one of the deacons and his wife (my soror) brought some to the hospital after the birth of my little boy last month. Since then, I eat them at least 3 times a week. They are
that good!

I have noticed that my love for your cookies has turned into an addiction because yesterday, Hubby and I had a fight to the death (cue the "Star Trek" fight music) over the last cookie in the box. Hubby ate the last cookie and because I wanted some sooo bad, I went out to your store
in the pouring rain to get another box. We are fasting at church for the month of May. Since I meet the medical exemption (high blood pressure) and cannot fast for the first 7 hours of the day, I have to give up the cookies. I know it hurts, but Hubby and I cannot continue to fight and trick each other out of cookies all the time. It's not right! I will say a proper goodbye today and go to your bakery and get a box and eat them all before Hubby gets home! Ha Ha Ha!!! Ok, I will leave him 2.
Your Faithful Customer,
9dstpm