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Dear Chest Congestion:
I really need you to go away, NOW! You know I'm preggers and can't take any real medicine for it. All I can do is drink, drink, drink you away. I can't sleep at night because all I do is cough, and when I do sleep, it's during the day. I missed 2 whole hours of secrets, lies, and paternity tests on Maury today because of you. Then you wake me right back up when some infomercial comes on. I would really like to have a Magic Bullet, but I really wanted to know if that lady who slept with her cousin's man and had his baby was gonna marry him. You have got to go and soon. My baby shower is Saturday and I want to be able to enjoy my piece of cake!!!
Sincerely,
9dstpm
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