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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX
...i wondered if, in fact, Cosmo ever got that memo from women:
Dear Cosmo.
we all know at least 50 ways to make a man orgasm, the 42 spots he won't tell you he likes kissed, 8 ways to ask a man out, 22 ways to wear your hair like Lindsay Lohan, 10 new ways to wear the color orange, and the top 300 things to ask our gyno. please stop.
sincerely, america's women.
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YES! EXACTLY!!!! which is why i flip through Maxim and FHM at the newsstands. way more entertaining cover stories.
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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX
the last time i tried to put something together myself...________________
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I didn't try - i ROCKED IT! (i put together my friend's TV stand in his new apartment. poor guy didnt stand a chance. he spent 15 minutes reading directions, i spent 20 minutes putting the thing together! don't worry i gave him his testicles back.)
The last time I went to the ATM, ______________________________