The last time I...
 

Ok another game to pass the time.

Poster A (THE POSTER BEFORE YOU) will say something in the vain of: "The last time I __________(fill in some activity, occurence, etc), _____________________.

Poster B (YOU): fill in the backstory. make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget we're at work passing the time. but keep it brief - its summer and we don't need any essays up in hurr.

Then you become Poster A and create your own "The last time I..." for the next person. Kapeesch? Let's see where this goes - I'll start with an example.

The last time I celebrated a birthday, there wasn't enough cake to go around. Did you know that fool (the friend's birthday we were celebrating) had the nerve to take back everyone's slice, RECUT them, and then give them out again?? There was still not enough to go around, but at that point i aint even want anymore cake!


Now your turn: The last time I went to a carnival/amusement park...

The last time I went to a carnival was about 2-3 weeks ago in DC for the Carribean Parade, and outfits were phenomenal, but the police stopped the music prematurely and that sucked :(

The last time I fell down in public...

my heel got caught in a gap in the sidewalk. briefcase, purse, cell phone went flying everywhere. and there was this drop dead gorgeous older fella sitting on a bench not too far from me. i made a quick recovery but ran to my car... :D



The last time i got into an argument, ___________________

he took my car keys and hid them. so i left the next morning in HIS car, let the air out of the tires in my car, and took his AAA card :cool:...hehe

the last time i went to the grocery store,_____________

the last time i went to the grocery store, I had on my 'it's Sunday I dont give a dayum gear" replete with rumpled Dallas T.O. jersey shorts, and man slippers (clean drawls tho......), a lil crust in my eyes, mawnin breaf,dredds flying ere' which way and 2 chicks were still eye balling me like I was beef.


The last time I snuck into a movie,

the last time i went to the grocery store, I forgot my stinking check card at home and had to put everything back! :o

The last time I took a sick day, ______________________

Two at once-lets see-

The last time I snuck into the movies I got caught and ended up spending the next three weekends washing police cars as part of my diversion program.

The last time I too a sick day, I was really at Kings Island.


The last time I had alcohol ______________

I decided that I would sing the entire score to The Phantom of the Opera...and the toddler and baby joined in.


The last time I washed my car________________

ummmm, i guess i can't answer this one. :o carry on!

Was during the Electrical Thunder Storm, washing au natural...

The last time I spoke to my mom/parent_______________

Was this morning. He was pissing me off, so I put the phone on mute and told him what I really thought!! If the phone was not on mute I would be afraid to go home!;)


The last time I rode a bike __________.

The last time I rode a bike, I fell off!

The last time I farted, ______________.

It STANK!!! And I spray all kinna Lysol...

The last time I pumped up the volume bumping the latest beats lacking bass 'cuz that's my SONG,______________________.

my LS smacked me for singing all loud and wrong. YOU GAVE ME CHEDDAR (not you make me better).

The last time I broke into a sweat, I was ______________.

Sitting at the laundry mat today, where there is no AC, drying my clothes because my stupid dryer is broken.

The last time I went on a vacation I, ______________________________