Men vs. Women - what they say and what it really means

[PrettyBoy]

Womens English

1. Yes=No
2. No=Yes
3. Maybe=No
4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?


Mens English

1. I'm hungry=I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired=I'm tired
4. Nice dress=Nice cleavage
5. I love you=Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit=I'm gay
12. What's wrong with you?=I wonder if she knows I'm sleeping with another woman?