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Men vs. Women - what they say and what it really means
Womens English
1. Yes=No 2. No=Yes 3. Maybe=No 4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble 5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry 6. We need=I want 7. Sure, go ahead=You better not 8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later 9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about? 11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner 12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me? Mens English 1. I'm hungry=I'm hungry 2. I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy 3. I'm tired=I'm tired 4. Nice dress=Nice cleavage 5. I love you=Let's have sex now 6. I'm bored=Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit=I'm gay 12. What's wrong with you?=I wonder if she knows I'm sleeping with another woman? |
That's not fair. NO means NO. And yes means yes. And lack of a yes means NO.
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LMAO I am soooooo forwarding this to someone today, especially "We need to talk" and "Sure, go ahead".
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3. Maybe=No
for me, maybe means yes- i just dont want to admit it. |
For someone else, maybe means undecided. That she needs some more convincing but is not totally opposed to it.
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Man: Would you like to have (subtext: me buy you) that expensive piece of jewelry?
Woman: No. (subtext: Please, please with sugar on top? So I can show all my friends?) Although, I am sure there are some women who truly mean no, and won't put up a token protest so as not to appear greedy. |
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I see you don't have a sense of humor. |
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I got it from another GC site. I found it quite funny. I'm glad to see you actually thought it was funny. :p |
Shouldn't this thread just be merged into Tom Earp's stupid forwards thread? Because that's what it is.
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