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02-11-2007, 04:42 PM
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Police officer who masturbated onto motorist gets off
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/il...park-ed/26661/
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No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.
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02-11-2007, 05:58 PM
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That is a hot....mess!
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02-11-2007, 09:23 PM
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At least he got off. There's nothing worse than someone who won't finish what
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02-11-2007, 11:08 PM
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Police officer who masturbated onto motorist gets off
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yeah he got off all right. Ewwwww! That is a hot mess!
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02-11-2007, 11:28 PM
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LOL at the title.
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02-11-2007, 11:31 PM
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Basically they said because she was a stripper . . she was asking for it . . and he as a married man couldn't help himself.
So it was her fault.
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02-12-2007, 02:42 AM
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“Park didn’t pick a housewife or a 17-year-old girl,” Kamiabipour said in her closing argument. “He picked a stripper. He picked the perfect victim.”
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02-12-2007, 11:42 AM
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Nominated for the best thread topic name of the year...
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02-12-2007, 11:46 AM
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That cop should be doing hard time.
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02-12-2007, 12:07 PM
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Perhaps they should erect something to remember the incident.
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02-12-2007, 12:44 PM
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I feel like this chick got the shaft just because she's a dancer - also, insert other similar joke featuring "Boner" here.
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02-12-2007, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevin
That cop should be doing hard time.
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Originally Posted by KSig RC
I feel like this chick got the shaft just because she's a dancer - also, insert other similar joke featuring "Boner" here.
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Originally Posted by DeltAlum
Perhaps they should erect something to remember the incident.
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insert goofy/bad joke music here *Whaa whaa whaaaaaaaa.....  
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02-12-2007, 04:13 PM
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Good lawd!! Ewww!
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02-12-2007, 05:50 PM
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insert goofy/bad joke music here *Whaa whaa whaaaaaaaa..... |
It is said that the pun is the lowest form of humor...
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02-12-2007, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DeltAlum
It is said that the pun is the lowest form of humor...
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but it is funny, sometimes
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