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James 02-11-2007 04:42 PM
Police officer who masturbated onto motorist gets off
 
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/il...park-ed/26661/

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No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

Dionysus 02-11-2007 05:58 PM
:eek:

That is a hot....mess!

JonInKC 02-11-2007 09:23 PM
At least he got off. There's nothing worse than someone who won't finish what

Jill1228 02-11-2007 11:08 PM
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Police officer who masturbated onto motorist gets off
yeah he got off all right. Ewwwww! That is a hot mess!

smiley21 02-11-2007 11:28 PM
LOL at the title.

James 02-11-2007 11:31 PM
Basically they said because she was a stripper . . she was asking for it . . and he as a married man couldn't help himself.

So it was her fault.

NinjaPoodle 02-12-2007 02:42 AM
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“Park didn’t pick a housewife or a 17-year-old girl,” Kamiabipour said in her closing argument. “He picked a stripper. He picked the perfect victim.”

:cool:

DeltAlum 02-12-2007 11:42 AM
Nominated for the best thread topic name of the year...

Kevin 02-12-2007 11:46 AM
That cop should be doing hard time.

DeltAlum 02-12-2007 12:07 PM
Perhaps they should erect something to remember the incident.

KSig RC 02-12-2007 12:44 PM
I feel like this chick got the shaft just because she's a dancer - also, insert other similar joke featuring "Boner" here.

NinjaPoodle 02-12-2007 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevin (Post 1397719)
That cop should be doing hard time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KSig RC
I feel like this chick got the shaft just because she's a dancer - also, insert other similar joke featuring "Boner" here.
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Originally Posted by DeltAlum
Perhaps they should erect something to remember the incident.

insert goofy/bad joke music here *Whaa whaa whaaaaaaaa.....:rolleyes: :p

RoyalEmpress33 02-12-2007 04:13 PM
Good lawd!! Ewww!

DeltAlum 02-12-2007 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle (Post 1397765)
insert goofy/bad joke music here *Whaa whaa whaaaaaaaa.....:rolleyes: :p
It is said that the pun is the lowest form of humor...

NinjaPoodle 02-12-2007 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DeltAlum (Post 1397884)
It is said that the pun is the lowest form of humor...
but it is funny, sometimes:cool:


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