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05-15-2006, 02:32 PM
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Wife didn't realize husband was a woman
"He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770
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05-15-2006, 02:37 PM
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I want to know how she didn't realize "he" was "homemade".
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05-15-2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally posted by AlphaFrog
I want to know how she didn't realize "he" was "homemade".
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She must have never given him a bj.
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05-15-2006, 03:13 PM
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She must have never given him a bj.
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That's something I could definitely live without doing, but I still think I'd notice in....other ways. Maybe the woman was a virgin when she got married and didn't know any better???
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05-15-2006, 03:15 PM
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So does that make them lesbians?
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05-15-2006, 03:22 PM
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Re: Wife didn't realize husband was a woman
She's a dumb ass. Plain and simple.
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05-15-2006, 03:33 PM
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So does that make them lesbians?
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No, that makes "him" a transsexual, and her the most naive person I've ever heard of.
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05-15-2006, 03:36 PM
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No, that makes "him" a transsexual, and her the most naive person I've ever heard of.
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Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber? Really?  I say she's mentally retarded.
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05-15-2006, 03:40 PM
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What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber?
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Ok, my first thought was that cucumbers vary in size, and expire, so when she says that he's feeling extra large tonight, it's probably the truth. 
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05-15-2006, 03:44 PM
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Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber? Really? I say she's mentally retarded.
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LOL at least the cucumber won't get her pregnant, which is good news for us all.
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05-15-2006, 03:46 PM
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LOL at least the cucumber won't get her pregnant, which is good news for us all.
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No, but she did Artificial Insemination, so I think the Dr. that performed the procedure needs to be slapped.
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05-15-2006, 04:14 PM
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No, but she did Artificial Insemination, so I think the Dr. that performed the procedure needs to be slapped.
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OMG hell no. LOL I probably should read the article before commenting. Just ew.
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05-15-2006, 05:03 PM
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Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber?
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I would think that once in their 17 years of marriage that the cucumber would snap. It's not as strong as the real thing.
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05-15-2006, 05:06 PM
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I would think that once in their 17 years of marriage that the cucumber would snap. It's not as strong as the real thing.
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Hell, ONE year! That's an amazing hand made device for her to not know what the hell is going on. She must have been a super virgin, lol!
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05-15-2006, 05:08 PM
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He/She should have used a watermelon.
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