Wife didn't realize husband was a woman
 

"He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

I want to know how she didn't realize "he" was "homemade".

She must have never given him a bj.

That's something I could definitely live without doing, but I still think I'd notice in....other ways. Maybe the woman was a virgin when she got married and didn't know any better???

So does that make them lesbians?

Re: Wife didn't realize husband was a woman
 

She's a dumb ass. Plain and simple.

No, that makes "him" a transsexual, and her the most naive person I've ever heard of.

Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber? Really? :confused: I say she's mentally retarded.

enigma_AKA

Ok, my first thought was that cucumbers vary in size, and expire, so when she says that he's feeling extra large tonight, it's probably the truth.:D

LOL at least the cucumber won't get her pregnant, which is good news for us all.

No, but she did Artificial Insemination, so I think the Dr. that performed the procedure needs to be slapped.

OMG hell no. LOL I probably should read the article before commenting. Just ew.

I would think that once in their 17 years of marriage that the cucumber would snap. It's not as strong as the real thing.

Hell, ONE year! That's an amazing hand made device for her to not know what the hell is going on. She must have been a super virgin, lol!

enigma_AKA

He/She should have used a watermelon.

-Rudey