From an email...who creates this stuff? 
If BET were a High School...
- Jay-Z would be the popular B-Ball star who everyone envied.
- Beyonce would be the Head Cheerleader who dated the B-Ball star and who's Dad was the School Principal.
- Kelly and Michelle would be make up Beyonce's Mean Girl Clique.
- Lil' Kim would be the fast ass ghetto girl with style who was secretly dating the Health Teacher.
- Jennifer Lopez would be the fashionista who had dated most of the Football Team.
- P. Diddy would be the guy who threw parties every Friday night after the game.
- Biggie would be the fat, ugly guy who had a fine girlfriend that had everyone scratching their heads.
- Eminem would be the token White guy in the most notorious Black crew who had everyone's respect.
- Pharrell was the Black guy who hung out with mostly white people, but was still respected by Blacks.
- Joss Stone was the groovy White Chick who only dated brothas.
- R. Kelly would be the guy who graduated three years ago who was stiil parking in the School's parking lot after school looking for Tender Roni's.
- Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug who always imitated the most popular thug, Tupac.
- 50 Cent would be the guy who lived in the weight room who intimidated everybody.
- Nelly would be the fly country boy that excelled in Sports.
- Chris Brown w ould be the Freshman who hald his own against the Big Dogs.
- Usher would be the pretty boy who was always dancing in the Hallways trying to impress the ladies by showing them his abs.
- Whitney & Bobby would be the drunk embarassing parents who was coming to see about their bad assed kid.
- D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gangsta clicks who played sports and stole things. Most of the click was usually suspended.
- Keyshia Cole would be the chick with a different hair color every week.
- Mary J. Blige would be the chick with a different hair style every week.
- Outkast would be the school Hippies.
- Sean Paul would be the Jamacian cat who pulled ladies because of his accent.
- Kanye West would be the Debate Team champion during his entire High School Tenure. He would also be the guy fighting some kind of senseless cause.
- Lil' Jon would be the kid always sent out of class because he didn't know how to whisper when cheating on a test.
- Jaheim was the thug who strangely loved Choir Class.
- Dr. Dre would be the 20 year old Senior.
- Mariah Carey would be the mixed chick who hung with every Ethnic group at school.
- T.I. would be the little dude always talking mess.
- Alicia Keys would be the pretty Honor student who was rough around the edges.
- Missy Elliott would be the girl in the slow classes with Mase.
- Ciara would be the tall chick with the little ass boyfriend, Bow Wow.
- Ludacris was the class clown who was always trying to hook up with girls.
- LL Cool J. would be the hunky Phys. Ed. teacher who had mostly a female class because they were waiting for him to bend over in his little shorts so they could giggle.
- Toni Braxton would be the hot Nurse who was always had the male students in her office.
- Janet Jackson would be the sexy Dance teacher who was engaged to the litlle ass Band Director, Jermaine Dupri.
- Madonna would be the Human Sexuality teacher who always had parents in an uproar because their childrens homework assignments would be too explicit.
- Ronald Isley would be the Jheri Curled janitor who's been working for forty years and had no desire to retire.
LOL
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