If BET Were A High School
 

From an email...who creates this stuff? :D

If BET were a High School...

- Jay-Z would be the popular B-Ball star who everyone envied.
- Beyonce would be the Head Cheerleader who dated the B-Ball star and who's Dad was the School Principal.
- Kelly and Michelle would be make up Beyonce's Mean Girl Clique.
- Lil' Kim would be the fast ass ghetto girl with style who was secretly dating the Health Teacher.
- Jennifer Lopez would be the fashionista who had dated most of the Football Team.
- P. Diddy would be the guy who threw parties every Friday night after the game.
- Biggie would be the fat, ugly guy who had a fine girlfriend that had everyone scratching their heads.
- Eminem would be the token White guy in the most notorious Black crew who had everyone's respect.
- Pharrell was the Black guy who hung out with mostly white people, but was still respected by Blacks.
- Joss Stone was the groovy White Chick who only dated brothas.
- R. Kelly would be the guy who graduated three years ago who was stiil parking in the School's parking lot after school looking for Tender Roni's.
- Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug who always imitated the most popular thug, Tupac.
- 50 Cent would be the guy who lived in the weight room who intimidated everybody.
- Nelly would be the fly country boy that excelled in Sports.
- Chris Brown w ould be the Freshman who hald his own against the Big Dogs.
- Usher would be the pretty boy who was always dancing in the Hallways trying to impress the ladies by showing them his abs.
- Whitney & Bobby would be the drunk embarassing parents who was coming to see about their bad assed kid.
- D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gangsta clicks who played sports and stole things. Most of the click was usually suspended.
- Keyshia Cole would be the chick with a different hair color every week.
- Mary J. Blige would be the chick with a different hair style every week.
- Outkast would be the school Hippies.
- Sean Paul would be the Jamacian cat who pulled ladies because of his accent.
- Kanye West would be the Debate Team champion during his entire High School Tenure. He would also be the guy fighting some kind of senseless cause.
- Lil' Jon would be the kid always sent out of class because he didn't know how to whisper when cheating on a test.
- Jaheim was the thug who strangely loved Choir Class.
- Dr. Dre would be the 20 year old Senior.
- Mariah Carey would be the mixed chick who hung with every Ethnic group at school.
- T.I. would be the little dude always talking mess.
- Alicia Keys would be the pretty Honor student who was rough around the edges.
- Missy Elliott would be the girl in the slow classes with Mase.
- Ciara would be the tall chick with the little ass boyfriend, Bow Wow.
- Ludacris was the class clown who was always trying to hook up with girls.
- LL Cool J. would be the hunky Phys. Ed. teacher who had mostly a female class because they were waiting for him to bend over in his little shorts so they could giggle.
- Toni Braxton would be the hot Nurse who was always had the male students in her office.
- Janet Jackson would be the sexy Dance teacher who was engaged to the litlle ass Band Director, Jermaine Dupri.
- Madonna would be the Human Sexuality teacher who always had parents in an uproar because their childrens homework assignments would be too explicit.
- Ronald Isley would be the Jheri Curled janitor who's been working for forty years and had no desire to retire.



LOL

Re: If BET Were A High School
 

what about the ying-yang twins? d4l?

and snoop! if anyone would be a 20-year-old senior, it would be him.

and lets not forget "i wear as much pink as i can" cam'ron and the "i may or may not be gay" dipset crew...

if BET High School had a talent show, who would win?

ETA: i could see Trina being the school nurse.

LOL! That was entertaining.

Re: If BET Were A High School
 

LMAO!! These were the funniest of the set.

Patti LaBelle would be the school secretary, lol.

Re: Re: If BET Were A High School
 

Snoop would be the super senior who is also the weed connection!

Trina is the female gym teacher whose classes include how to work a pole and other things.

Re: If BET Were A High School
 

HILARIOUS!

Re: Re: Re: If BET Were A High School
 

TRUE!!!!!!

That list is hilarious. :D

Lil' Kim would be the short girl with a big mouth who always started stuff but because she hangs out with the big gansta girls, she never actually does any fighting. If she ever does get into a fight, cries like a baby.

Brandy would be the girl who got booed at the talent show. Not because she doesnt have talent, but because everyone hates her.

Micheal Jackson would be the weird black 'goth-guy'.

eta

The Ying Yang twins would be the guys posted up on the wall that all the girls hated to walk by because they are such hounds.