10 Thoughts for the day!

[Tom Earp]

>Ten Thoughts to Ponder
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>Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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>Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
>one can die.
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>Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
>without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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>Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
>person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
>anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
>down the stairs.
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>Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
>hospitals dying of nothing.
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>Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather! . It pays
>no attention to criticism.
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>Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
>dollars and a substantial tax cut saves yo u! thirty cents?
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>Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
>Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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>AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow
>with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of
>cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
>illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put
>the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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