The link doesn't work for me, but McSweeney's ROCKS. I need to subscribe to that again.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
BY MARTY SEMS, NATHAN CHANDLER, CAL CLINCHARD, AND AMY CASSNER-SEMS
Snackula
Undead Weight
Count Chocoholic
Vampire the Buffet Slayer
Cholesteratu
The Vampurgler
The Vampire Lestop For Some Tacos
Vlad the Inhaler
Child Of Candy Cain
Quiche Lilith
Ghoulash
Queen of the Hammed
Taco Bela
Bela Obesi
Transylvania 6-5000 Calories
Dick Cheney
Das Vhoppyr
The second to the last one almost made me choke on my cereal.
Hilarious! Thanks for posting, Sistermadly. I've always loved your sense of humor (Oh, and I love your choice in music, too. Green Day is a favorite of mine; I even had their Dookie CD playing in the delivery room when I was in labor with my first daughter!)
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