Cruel Names for Overweight Vampires
 

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/list...sner-Sems.html

The second to the last one almost made me choke on my cereal. :)

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The link doesn't work for me, but McSweeney's ROCKS. I need to subscribe to that again.

I found it!

Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires.


BY MARTY SEMS, NATHAN CHANDLER, CAL CLINCHARD, AND AMY CASSNER-SEMS


Snackula
Undead Weight
Count Chocoholic
Vampire the Buffet Slayer
Cholesteratu
The Vampurgler
The Vampire Lestop For Some Tacos
Vlad the Inhaler
Child Of Candy Cain
Quiche Lilith
Ghoulash
Queen of the Hammed
Taco Bela
Bela Obesi
Transylvania 6-5000 Calories
Dick Cheney
Das Vhoppyr

Re: Cruel Names for Overweight Vampires
 

Hilarious! Thanks for posting, Sistermadly. I've always loved your sense of humor :) (Oh, and I love your choice in music, too. Green Day is a favorite of mine; I even had their Dookie CD playing in the delivery room when I was in labor with my first daughter!)

Now I just have an image of KR Jr. being born wearing plaid and in a Billie Joe Armstrong stance.. ;)

If you haven't bought American Idiot yet, do it - it's a really good album, even though some of the concepts are a little flat.

Very hilarious!

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