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Old 10-16-2003, 01:52 PM
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The worst things we've heard in bed (attn:Females)



( Taken from another site )

-Already done?
-Deeper. Seriously. Deeper
-Jane's my name. Pain's my game
-Please leave the light off. I'm really fat right now
-Is your friend Mike single?
-On a scale from 1 to 10, how much fun was that?
-I can't wait to tell my mother about this
-You know the only thing that kept me with that loser was the amazing sex
-Is this how your ex did it ?
-Plant the seed. Plant the seed


HOW TO KNOW -what never to say
You Say: Could you maybe try going a little deeper ?
We Hear: How's that tiny Penis working out for you ?

HOW TO DROP A HINT - he can't miss
You say: I can't wait to get home and get you in bed
He Hears: Bed, bed, bed,bed,bed,bed

HOW TO INATRUCT US-ever so gently
You Say: Not so fast, Honey
He Hears: Not so fast, you complete sexual moron.

Last edited by cashmoney; 10-16-2003 at 01:57 PM.
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