The worst things we've heard in bed (attn:Females)
 

:rolleyes: :p :rolleyes: :p

( Taken from another site )

-Already done?
-Deeper. Seriously. Deeper
-Jane's my name. Pain's my game
-Please leave the light off. I'm really fat right now
-Is your friend Mike single?
-On a scale from 1 to 10, how much fun was that?
-I can't wait to tell my mother about this
-You know the only thing that kept me with that loser was the amazing sex
-Is this how your ex did it ?
-Plant the seed. Plant the seed


HOW TO KNOW -what never to say
You Say: Could you maybe try going a little deeper ?
We Hear: How's that tiny Penis working out for you ?

HOW TO DROP A HINT - he can't miss
You say: I can't wait to get home and get you in bed
He Hears: Bed, bed, bed,bed,bed,bed

HOW TO INATRUCT US-ever so gently
You Say: Not so fast, Honey
He Hears: Not so fast, you complete sexual moron.

I forgot to add: "I don't shave inorder to hide an outbreak."

Too funny.

I take it you've ran across some dirties?;) :p ;) :p

U lost Hootie?

An outbreak???? BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL

Oh and no I'm not lost. Had to throw my own little picture in here because I ran across it (THANKS ARYA) and hell, your threads are most controversial so I wanted people to see it ;) :p :D

lol...Thanks. I bet the mods hate me.

HE HE HE! No prob bob!

I don't know about the mods hating you. I'm not at liberty to speak for the group as a whole (or what they think). But I'm sure if you asked each one individually and put together a little report you could find out for sure :p j/k

I don't hate you....

Hey, GC would be much more boring without me.

Very true...I for one would definitely miss you and your posts!!

awweeee,louv to you too babe....im a lil drunk, but i got nuthin but luv 4 ya ass. Smoooochies!!;) ;) :D :) :cool: :) ;)