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Old 10-08-2003, 06:14 PM
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Which sorority has Panda for a mascot?

Panda walks into a deli, orders a sandwich. After he finishes, he pulls out a gun, kills the waiter and walks out the door. The manager chases after him, and says " Hey! What are you doing? You just killed my waiter!!" Panda replies" I'm a panda! Look it up!" Manager goes back into the deli, looks in his dictionary and finds "Panda: brown furry animal from Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Old 10-08-2003, 06:22 PM
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Old 10-08-2003, 09:52 PM
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haha that was a cute joke....no offense to any AOII sisters out there!
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Old 10-08-2003, 10:41 PM
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That joke was great! I printed it out and taped it to our announcement board in our foyer tonight for meeting. Everyone thought it was cute, but it did take some people a while to get it LOL!
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:22 PM
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Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:30 AM
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Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:41 AM
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hehe... cute joke
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Old 10-09-2003, 03:14 PM
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Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?
There are two types of pandas: the giant panda, which is the more popular black and white variety, and the red panda (I think), which is much smaller and brownish-red in color.

I did a report on pandas in sixth grade science class.
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Old 10-09-2003, 03:50 PM
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There are two types of pandas: the giant panda, which is the more popular black and white variety, and the red panda (I think), which is much smaller and brownish-red in color.

I did a report on pandas in sixth grade science class.
Correct, although the two are so distinct they are no longer considered to be within the same scientific classification. The giant panda is considered a bear; the red panda (which looks a lot like a fox) is currently classified within the raccoon family.

Used to volunteer at the zoo's panda pavilion.
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Old 10-12-2003, 12:04 AM
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LOL. Cute!
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Old 10-12-2003, 01:05 PM
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I am still laughing......that was funny!!
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Old 10-12-2003, 06:22 PM
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I admit that it took me a while to get it. However, pandas are very cute!

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Old 10-16-2003, 12:54 AM
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haha, i enjoyed that one

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