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10-08-2003, 06:14 PM
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Which sorority has Panda for a mascot?
Panda walks into a deli, orders a sandwich. After he finishes, he pulls out a gun, kills the waiter and walks out the door. The manager chases after him, and says " Hey! What are you doing? You just killed my waiter!!" Panda replies" I'm a panda! Look it up!" Manager goes back into the deli, looks in his dictionary and finds "Panda: brown furry animal from Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
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10-08-2003, 06:22 PM
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10-08-2003, 09:52 PM
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haha that was a cute joke....no offense to any AOII sisters out there!
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10-08-2003, 10:41 PM
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That joke was great! I printed it out and taped it to our announcement board in our foyer tonight for meeting. Everyone thought it was cute, but it did take some people a while to get it LOL!
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10-08-2003, 11:22 PM
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Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?
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10-09-2003, 05:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cream
Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?
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si senorita
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10-09-2003, 05:41 AM
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hehe... cute joke
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10-09-2003, 03:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cream
Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?
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There are two types of pandas: the giant panda, which is the more popular black and white variety, and the red panda (I think), which is much smaller and brownish-red in color.
I did a report on pandas in sixth grade science class.
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10-09-2003, 03:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sugar and spice
There are two types of pandas: the giant panda, which is the more popular black and white variety, and the red panda (I think), which is much smaller and brownish-red in color.
I did a report on pandas in sixth grade science class.
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Correct, although the two are so distinct they are no longer considered to be within the same scientific classification. The giant panda is considered a bear; the red panda (which looks a lot like a fox) is currently classified within the raccoon family.
Used to volunteer at the zoo's panda pavilion.
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10-12-2003, 12:04 AM
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LOL. Cute!
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10-12-2003, 01:05 PM
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I am still laughing......that was funny!!
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10-12-2003, 06:22 PM
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I admit that it took me a while to get it. However, pandas are very cute!
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10-16-2003, 12:54 AM
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haha, i enjoyed that one
back to procrastinating
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