Which sorority has Panda for a mascot?
 

Panda walks into a deli, orders a sandwich. After he finishes, he pulls out a gun, kills the waiter and walks out the door. The manager chases after him, and says " Hey! What are you doing? You just killed my waiter!!" Panda replies" I'm a panda! Look it up!" Manager goes back into the deli, looks in his dictionary and finds "Panda: brown furry animal from Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.

AOII

haha that was a cute joke....no offense to any AOII sisters out there! :)

That joke was great! I printed it out and taped it to our announcement board in our foyer tonight for meeting. Everyone thought it was cute, but it did take some people a while to get it LOL!

Aren't pandas black and white, not brown?

si senorita

hehe... cute joke

There are two types of pandas: the giant panda, which is the more popular black and white variety, and the red panda (I think), which is much smaller and brownish-red in color.

I did a report on pandas in sixth grade science class. :)

Correct, although the two are so distinct they are no longer considered to be within the same scientific classification. The giant panda is considered a bear; the red panda (which looks a lot like a fox) is currently classified within the raccoon family.

Used to volunteer at the zoo's panda pavilion. :)

LOL. Cute!

I am still laughing......that was funny!!:D

I admit that it took me a while to get it. However, pandas are very cute!

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/bear.gif

haha, i enjoyed that one :)

back to procrastinating