Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

[AOX81]

Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.

[lilsnakeyk]

Not the brightest crayon in the box

[SigmaChiCard]

Also:

You're Dumb.
You're Stupid.
You're not very smart/intelligent.

[jonsagara]

Thirteen short of a dozen

[ChiOJenn78]

Dumb as a box of rocks
Not the sharpest tool in the shed (don't know if this has already been said)
You're an idiot

[SigmaChiCard]

if someone says something that is very obviously the most stupid thing you've ever heard, you could say

"You sound like <insert name of friend who heard it too who would be insulted that you think they generally say really stupid things>"

[EagleChick19]

Not the brightest bulb on the porch.

[gphi2k2]

Smart Like Dumptruck



I heard that one once and couldn't stop laughing.

[aephi alum]

Not the sharpest tool in the box
Not the brightest bulb in the marquee
(In response to "a few fries short of a Happy Meal") A couple of burgers short of a Happy Meal

[Tom Earp]

Cranial Rectosis- Head up Ass

Not the Bright Bulb in the sting of lights donw the Avenue!

What Gene Pool Do YOU Come From?

Did your Family ever have any kids not born brain dead!

Did your Family have any kids that lived?

Is your Brother/Sister an only Child?

[Dionysus]

You f**king dumb@$$!

[DeltAlum]

Regarding his/her IQ...

Three points lower and he/she would be a plant.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Dumbass
You're so pretty.
What you lack in intelligence, you more than make up for in ignorance/stupidity.

An unnamed Ivy League school was losing a football game. What a shock! Their cheer was, "That's all right. That's okay. They're gonna work for us someday!"

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by Cream
An unnamed Ivy League school was losing a football game. What a shock! Their cheer was, "That's all right. That's okay. They're gonna work for us someday!"

I've always loved that cheer, but I thought it was Stanford that used it. (?)

[FHwku]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
if someone says something that is very obviously the most stupid thing you've ever heard, you could say

"You sound like <insert name of friend who heard it too who would be insulted that you think they generally say really stupid things>"

we change the name into a word. e.g. Ashley McCoy is annoying/stupid. You would tell someone, "Dude, hush-up, you're McCoying me/ Being a McCoy"