The "____ guy"

[lifesaver]

Come on, I know ya'll have people on your campus that are unique. I wanna know what names ya'll use. We have some. The people you never meet, and dont know their names but use 'creative' ways to describe them.

At my campus....

Dancing guy - guy who always has a walkman on and dances during breaks by himself
VPL girl - visible Panty line girl
Nipple chick - always flashes at parties but has wierd looking nipples
Scavanger dude - always eats outta the bins in the cafeteria
Predator chick - as discussed inan earlier thread
First Aid guy (as described by the ladies) - guy the chicks swoon over who plays baseball for the school and is in a first aid class, always carrying his kit they had to make for class.
Club chick - always dresses in club wear for class
Tatoo chick - freshman chick covered head to toe in tatts.
Freaky Shoe chick - looks like she makes her own shoes
Hooker chick - the gal who dresses like a postitute and talks about sex to anyone.
Pelvis chick - The girl who walks all funny with her pelvis leading the way.

[aggieAXO]

here are some we use at the clinic I work at (it is a vet. clinic keep in mind)

the completely wacked out client: the client that is asking where she can have her dogged stuffed just after I euth. the dog-EWWWWWWW

along the same lines and this can be interchanged with the wacked out client, the crazy ass client: the client that has kept their pet in the freezer for several years and happens to bring this up in the midst of a conversation about their other pet (I am sorry but the thought of keeping my deceased cat rt. next to my frozen waffles is just sick!)

the completely in denial client: they have an 18 year old German Shep. that weighs 5#, has had cancer for 2 years and is gasping for breath and she is asking me-can't you fix him, why can't you save him, he isn't that sick

The completely in denial client with a combination of being a crazy ass client (we have 2 couples that fit this description-how do these people meet each other and get married ): they have 20 cats in their house, 1/2 are in the hospital and are dying, they are all skin and bones literally weigh 2# (I am not kidding) and need to see Jesus. I am trying to convince these people that a busride to Jesus is the answer b/c their cats are suffering and they can't understand why I want to euth. their cats b/c of a little diarrhea, anyways they spend a total of 10,000$ on them and they die anyways. These people are f**king nuts.
I hate them and I begged my boss to ban them from th clinic-he won't.

The "don't you care about animals?" client: these people have no money and their dog or cat has been sick for a week, they decide to bring the poor creature in at 3 AM and start yelling at me b/c I recommend euth. as the poor animal is sooo sick by now that even Donald Trump's millions can't fix him or her

one more then I'll quit

The dumba$$, ignorant, does not need to breed client: "Well doc (or if it is a 60 year old man insert Honey or Sweety into that phrase) I dun bred her to a rockweiller 2 months ago, cuz I want to sell her puppies for 500$ each even though she is a chiwawa and she ain't able to give birth"-hmmm I wonder why

[juniorgrrl]

LSU has:

Goth Chick - some girl who lived in my dorm who was seriously goth. she was roomates with a phi mu. Really funny to see a girl in all black hanging out with someone covered in pink phi mu stuff.

Wrist Brace Girl - Some chick who thought it was cool to wear carpel tunnel braces as bracelets.

Mr. Candyass - this guy in one of my classes who acts like its a private lecture just for him. Sits in class with no books, just leaned back in his chair, hand on chin, looking overly interested. Any questions/dialogue with the teacher is done in this way that says "its just you and me in here, and boy am I interested" Always asks dumb questions and is frequently wrong when answering.

Phil - The engineering/computer science department version of Mr. Candyass. Half the school knows him because he's so obnoxious.

[justamom]

"You have to kss a lot of frogs to find your prince."
Freshmen girls do a lot of kissing...these guys made our rounds and everyone KNEW exactly WHO we were talking about-

Throatman-stuck his tongue so far down your mouth you almost gagged.
Motorman-used his tongue like a blender on HIGH.
Buttman-heavy smoker
Waterman-too much saliva

There was a hairstyle that had the front hair (bangs and wings) peroxided, we called this one person-Clorox girl. The guys said she looked like someone hit her in the fce with a bottle of Clorox.

One of my girlfiends wore really light makeup-they called her cadaver.

[AOPiLaLa]

Well, this is kind of the same thing--
At Elon, during fraternity house parties, we had

DANCERS--usually freshman or sophomores, out on the dance floor, shaking their tails and dressed to the hilt in the finest hootchie wear

PORCH GIRLS--usually juniors or seniors, usually dating a frat member or best friends with one of the guys, dressed in casual prep, and making fun of all the dancers, even though we all had been "dancers" the first two years we were at Elon too.

Did anyone else have this kind of thing-that you put a desciption of the person in the middle of their name. Like, if you were talking about me, you would say "you know, Lesley AOTT Lesley" or if someone was dating someone "Beth, Neils girlfriend Beth". Like it was their full name. These could get pretty interesting if there was a highly unique quality about the person : )

[MoxieGrrl]

We have:

Billboard boy: An entire fraternity of them lives next door. Every day they are sporting clothing that has the name of the store they bought it at plastered across the front.

Camel toe girl: Ugh...don't make me explain. You know what I mean.

Mall hippie chick: An entire sorority of them is here. Their daddy's pay for their school, beer, and pot. They drive a nice ass car around. However, they look like they just rolled out of bed. And you know that they bought their hemp necklaces and tie-dye shirts from a kiosk in the mall.

Slam pig: Can sometimes be synonomous with "freshman girl". She'll sleep with any guy in letters.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

MARLBORO MAN was this gorgeous and really nice guy who looked like he had stepped out of that ad. Personally I thought that he looked more like Superman.

BLADES was a freshman guy who rode everywhere on Rollerblades. This is upstate New York where it snows from October until May.

ASIAN NEW WAVE DANCERS I never noticed them until my housemate pointed them out one night at a party, and wow they could dance to new wave.

GRANDPA was a fraternity nickname which led to his girlfriend being, yes you guessed it, GRANDMA!

BO This had to be the worst. I really felt sorry for this girl. One night she slept with this fraternity guy and his brothers were giving him a hard time because she's not pretty. His response was "I was drunk. I went to bed with Bo Derek and I woke up next to Bo Diddley!" A nickname was born and within days everyone knew.

[LyonAZD]

Finger Suck Boy-- freshman who hits on girls by sucking on their fingers....can we say GROSS!

Freddie Prinze Jr.---totally hot guy...not sure of his real name, but swear to God he looks just like him!!

Drunk Jay--self-explanatory.

eh BO! -- the way baseball players greet each other. said in a really fake, deep voice.

[ZTAngel]

BIKE KILLER- There's a bunch of people who ride on campus on bikes will run over a pedestrian who is in their way. We have to jump out of the way of people on bikes because they have this whole attitude like "I'm bigger and faster so move!"

ROW HOGS- Parking is horrible here. People will wait in a row in their cars for someone to walk down to their car. They feel that since their sitting in that row it means that they have first pick to any car that pulls out first. Even if I have been following someone to their parking space for miles the Row Hog still thinks that the parking space I have been after should be theirs. They are very mean and are known to key cars.

BLACK PANTS- The Freshman girls who wear black pants and a shiny halter top to class.

SHACKER- Take a drive down Greek Park at 10am. You will see girls in black pants, shiny tops, and their hair messed up running from the fraternity houses to their own houses. They try hard not to let anyone see them. These are the girls who spent the night with a boy at the fraternity house and do not want to be caught in the morning.

RELIGIOUS GUY- Around Homecoming every year, there's this one guy who stands out in front of the library and preaches Christianity. Tells the Greeks that they're going to hell. The funny part is that his audience is mostly greek....we like to debate with him and watch him try to pull things out of his a$$.

MOOSE- There's this girl that hangs around the Kappa Sig house who...well...isn't exactly the best looking girl. The brothers call her Moose. One of the brothers named his dog (and the Kappa Sig house dog) Moose...named after her.

[alphachiohmy]

The Unibrow Guy: Does this one really need to be explained?

The tall guy: Alright, hes the one that towers above crowds of everyone at the bars, in the Student Center etc.

The cloaked guy: This man is always dressed in a green and brown coat and walks barefoot around town. He has strong beliefs and is very earth-oriented so more power to him.

And a moniker made famous my freshman year:

Woo Woo Sexy The name given to the hot boy who played lacrosse and lived in the building next to us. Sandy blonde hair and light blue eyes. We watched him for months, until finally while hanging out with friends in his building we go to know him and hang out with him more. Then that year, my roomie made out with him on a few occasions, then he dated my floormate. Then he joined a fraternity(my big bros chptr), and I got to know him better the next year and he just became a friendly face and convo until he graduated.

So moral of the story, dont let a woo woo sexy go by without talking to him!

[SAE1955]

Tatsuro: Thats his name, he's this little asian dude that dresses up like Michael Jackson and dances around on campus promoting basketball games...he also does private parties

[amycat412]

Originally posted by justamom
Motorman-used his tongue like a blender on HIGH.

Wait wait--I dated him! lol Only I called him the Pedophile for his admission that he slept w a 16 yr old when he was 34. (yes, that was our LAST date ever.)-- subcategory for him was worst kisser ever.

then there's THE APOSTLE - for his tendency to ask what your personal relationship with Jesus Christ is when you are drunk/stoned/both.

The ZEALOT - for his tendency to take you to Church for dates.

The ENEMY OF FUN - because he was an enemy of fun.

BEAUTIFUL DAVE - his name was Dave and he was beautiful. lol


there's more, but i haven't had enough caffiene...

[AXO Alum]

I have dated ThroatMan, MotorMan, and WaterMan -- ughh - just nasty!!

Red, Red Wine - we called him Red, Red Wine because he got the idea that it was a nice look to wear the khaki pants with a red shirt, and these HUGE red socks (like women's aerobics socks if you know what I mean) -- and this was back in the day when tight-rolling your jeans was in style (I was still in high school, so it was like 1990 or something). Fortunately this was AFTER we stopped dating....why did we stop dating, you may ask....he thought it would be attractive one night while we were sitting outside, to just pull his "equipment" out and wiggle it around for me -- I have never laughed so hard in my life, and when I finally did pull myself together, I told him that even Bob Barkers microphone wasn't that skinny! heeheehee


WANNABE - Anyone that we knew ranked off the deep end of the skanky scale, that for some reason frequented each and every sorority hall telling each of us how she loved us and couldn't wait to be one of us after rush. One of these girls used to live in my dorm (I didn't live on the hall) -- well I didn't know her from Adam, and one night, a friend and I were walking out to my car to go to a party. Well she comes out and says "Can I ride to XYZ with you guys?" and we were like "Sure!" -- well this was the night before rush, so I'm riding down the road, and she blurts out -- "Hey -- you guys want one?" and I'm like "One What?" and she says "Condoms - I always bring a bunch extra in case I end up with more than one guy" -- I was like "Ummm - gee, no thanks" -- so then (as my friend and I am trying not to crack up), this psycho says to us -- "So what do you guys think about all the sororities here?" and I was like -- "EXCUSE ME??" and she says "Well I'm going through rush..." -- I was like SLAMMING on the brakes and literally put her butt off on the side of the road in front of a couple of houses -- I told her that she could see all the AXO stuff in my car, and that that could get me in serious trouble through panhell. I was totally ticked off about it. Well turns out, it didn't matter...she got dropped by all the houses the first night because apparantly EVERYONE knew that she was a skank.

[curiouss]

Freaks and Geeks:
-Our last Student Government president was a convicted felon.
-A guy who has been a student here since 1981, got caught fondling himself in the gymnasium.
-A guy who recently joined our chapter ,
got lost in McDonald's, when we stopped to eat, on a trip to another chapter.

[Hootie]

Big Twin and Little Twin - These two guys both went to my high school and our president of Chi Omega (who was my friend back then also) nicknamed them that because they both looked the same but one was tall and one was short. They both graduated a year after us and both pledged Sigma Phi Epsilon. They don't hang out anymore...but whenever they were together we'd always address them as Big Twin and Little Twin.