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Old 10-28-2008, 01:23 PM
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How many wives did Jesus have?

Nun.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:34 PM
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:36 PM
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Nun.

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Old 10-28-2008, 01:36 PM
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"
I dont find this one that funny for some reason.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:25 PM
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I dont find this one that funny for some reason.
I think it's hilarious. But then I'm not Catholic.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:12 PM
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after re-reading i get it now and do now find it funny. I dont know how i missed it earlier!
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:17 PM
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"
lol! u stoopid!
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:34 PM
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Nun.
LOL - I'm always looking for a nun joke.

I'm not a nun, but I played one in community theatre.

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Old 10-29-2008, 11:50 PM
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But then I'm not Catholic.
That's nun of your concern!
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:15 PM
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....of course, no nun intended.

XD wow, I'm bad.
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:56 PM
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....of course, no nun intended.

XD wow, I'm bad.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:54 PM
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If you read the bible... Jesus died single... He celibate just like Apostle Paul.
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