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RU OX Alum 10-28-2008 01:23 PM
How many wives did Jesus have?
 
Nun.

Senusret I 10-28-2008 01:34 PM
Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"

ThetaPrincess24 10-28-2008 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum (Post 1736667)
Nun.

HAHA!!

ThetaPrincess24 10-28-2008 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Senusret I (Post 1736672)
Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"
I dont find this one that funny for some reason.

PeppyGPhiB 10-28-2008 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24 (Post 1736675)
I dont find this one that funny for some reason.
I think it's hilarious. But then I'm not Catholic.

ThetaPrincess24 10-28-2008 08:12 PM
after re-reading i get it now and do now find it funny. I dont know how i missed it earlier!

NinjaPoodle 10-28-2008 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Senusret I (Post 1736672)
Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"
lol! u stoopid!

tinydancer 10-28-2008 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum (Post 1736667)
Nun.
LOL - I'm always looking for a nun joke.

I'm not a nun, but I played one in community theatre.

;)

LightBulb 10-29-2008 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB (Post 1736784)
But then I'm not Catholic.
That's nun of your concern!

the rocketeer 10-30-2008 07:15 PM
....of course, no nun intended.

XD wow, I'm bad.

NinjaPoodle 10-30-2008 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by the rocketeer (Post 1738051)
....of course, no nun intended.

XD wow, I'm bad.
lol..

ridler2013 11-04-2008 09:54 PM
If you read the bible... Jesus died single... He celibate just like Apostle Paul. :)


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