Joe Millionaire - Page 7

MoxieGrrl · #91 02-04-2003, 11:36 AM

Oh Melissa! For a second, I thought you were cute and should win. However, all of your talk about showing your boobies. Ick. Ick. Ick. And if doing that can't even get a guy as stupid as Evan to respect you......well, it's time to rethink things.

However, she was very gracious at the end, and I kind of felt sorry for her.

Sarah is proving to be way to scandelous for me.

Go Zora!! And your psychic abilities! Whooohoooo!!!

adduncan · #92 02-04-2003, 11:48 AM

Since we've all heard about "Footsie Tie 'em up, tie 'em down", I would have given my right arm to have seen the following:

One of Sarah's "fans" from her video escpades recognize her on her date w/ Evan and come up to her for questions, autographs, etc.

I know, I'm being really evil this morning. But this show isn't exactly bringing out the "high-brow" in most of us.

I loved how Zora's dream shocked the dude too. No wonder he had a meltdown.

Back to the grind.....

Adrienne (PNAM 2003)

DeltaSigStan · #93 02-04-2003, 01:29 PM

BTW, that "scene" where Even couldn't sleep because he couldn't decide who to pick, and this whole lie has been "eating his f*cking brains out" COULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCRIPTED COULD IT?

ladyj39 · #94 02-04-2003, 02:51 PM

I am rooting for Zora because she seems really cool and down to earth, but again, would she really be "winning" if he chose her? He's dumber than a box of hair and she can do so much better! I was watching it with my mom and my sister last night and we were cracking up!

If there was a drinking game where you had to drink everytime Evan has a blank or confused look on his big face, there would be a million people blacked out on the floor at the end of that hour!

Moxiegrrl- ITA! I really liked Melissa in the beginning, but she is so annoying! She would have been Evan's intellectual equal. They could have gone to a third world counrty and be "mercenaries" together!

amycat412 · #95 02-04-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by ladyj39
She would have been Evan's intellectual equal. They could have gone to a third world counrty and be "mercenaries" together!

LMAO!

MoxieGrrl · #96 02-04-2003, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
BTW, that "scene" where Even couldn't sleep because he couldn't decide who to pick, and this whole lie has been "eating his f*cking brains out" COULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCRIPTED COULD IT?

Hahahah! Yes!! I totally forgot about the "Evan's tortured soul" montage. So, did the producers not tell him the premise of the show beforehand? Duh!! (Good Lord....talking about this reduces me to saying "duh".)

ZTAMich · #97 02-04-2003, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by ladyj39
I am rooting for Zora because she seems really cool and down to earth, but again, would she really be "winning" if he chose her? He's dumber than a box of hair and she can do so much better! I was watching it with my mom and my sister last night and we were cracking up!

I think Zora is so fabulous. Starting with the whole gown fiasco in the first episode (which I think she handled very well) till now I think she is the best. She has good teaher qualities that I think make her an equally good...catch? Is that what he's looking for?? I think she could possibly be ok with "the truth".

White_Chocolate · #98 02-04-2003, 05:16 PM

We all know that Sara is going to win and then, dump him when she learns there is no castle or money.
And Sara and Melissa were both little scandoulous little hoochies. Sara gets to stay because she's the blonde who gave him some loving in the forest.
As for Melissa, she should have been gone a long time ago. I think it's the hair.

juniorgrrl · #99 02-04-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by ladyj39

Moxiegrrl- ITA! I really liked Melissa in the beginning, but she is so annoying! She would have been Evan's intellectual equal. They could have gone to a third world counrty and be "mercenaries" together!

Other "Melissa-isms"

"After the sun setted..."

"Zora needs to be more less confident..."

sugar and spice · #**100** 02-04-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
BTW, that "scene" where Even couldn't sleep because he couldn't decide who to pick, and this whole lie has been "eating his f*cking brains out" COULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCRIPTED COULD IT?

The whole show must be scripted -- you know the producers are telling him exactly who to pick so as to maximize drama.

I missed last night's show due to a rush party; I was sooo sad.

CutiePie2000 · #**101** 02-05-2003, 06:13 PM

Here's a spoiler... (DO NOT LOOK if you don't want the surprise to be ruined).

The eyes may be blocked out, but I'd say the hair color is a pretty clear indicator??

http://www.globemagazine.com/images/cover5.gif

ladyj39 · #**102** 02-05-2003, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by juniorgrrl
Other "Melissa-isms"

"After the sun setted..."

"Zora needs to be more less confident..."

I am so glad she got the boot! Everytime she opened her mouth, it was classic!

I think this was mentioned on GC before, but this site is awesome! they have the funniest recaps on tons of shows! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/

DeltaSigStan · #**103** 02-07-2003, 01:03 PM

After watching the re showing, I noticed this nugget of wit:

Evan: Sarah is just so classy and so cultured.

Wonder how he feels now that we all found out she's into porn even more sick than I watch.

texas*princess · #**104** 02-07-2003, 01:14 PM

I totally agree DeltaSigStan.

And those "Melissa-isms" made me crack up. "After the sun SETTED" ?!?!

I also think that whole emotional scene was so lame... he's enjoying every second of this.. and he proved it in that epsiode when he *knew* Zora was upset b/c the other girls pranced out to the hot tub with them and didn't even do anything about .. just sat there in the hot tub some more

juniorgrrl · #**105** 02-07-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by CutiePie2000
Here's a spoiler... (DO NOT LOOK if you don't want the surprise to be ruined).

The eyes may be blocked out, but I'd say the hair color is a pretty clear indicator??

http://www.globemagazine.com/images/cover5.gif

I saw that in the grocery store - if you look at the picture inside, zora's head is totally pasted on another body.