What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[jitterbug13]

I was in Rock Hill for our Fall State meeting. I went out to dinner at Ruby Tuesdays with my LS and her friend, who is also a soror. The server, who was terrible anyway, said "I see you're a member of AEO. I see a lot of ya'll who have AEO on your shirts. I was thinking what in the h*ll was she talking about and then I realized she was talking about DST. We had to explain to her what it meant.

Also, while I was wrapping gifts Christmas time, an older black man asked my friend and I if we were Kappas.

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by jitterbug13
Also, while I was wrapping gifts Christmas time, an older black man asked my friend and I if we were Kappas.

So you can feel my pain...LOL!!!

[1908Revelations]

Since I am mearly a neo I don't have any really funn stories, but a girl asked one of my LS will Rush be posted on the Facebook, or Myspace, because she wanted to be prepared.

I don't know how prepared she wanted to be, but we had only been members for a month at the time, so I guess she thinks intake is done every quarter or something.

Another girl saw me talking to a Delta, she had her pin on. I had on my AKA pin which she had to have seen and she asked were we in the same chapter. I just gave the most blank stare I could come up with.

[poeticace]

This has been by non-greeks & certain greeks too

Our sign very closely resembles the Blood sign... so that whole gang thing is ALWAYS brought to us. Seriously though? When done right, I still can't find the damn "B" that the REAL bloods throw up, lol... if you care to see the sign just go to lambdapsidelta.org, Eventually you'll see pictures of Sorors throwing it up.

& people like to act ignorant about our letters too (THIS has been from a lot of GREEKS... go figure) L-Y-D is actually what's spelled out when you try to write it on a computer without symbol fonts. We sometimes are referred to as LpsiD, so people like to take it upon themselves to call us "LSD." lol, it makes no damn sense when you really think about it, but that's some bored peoples for you.

[jitterbug13]

Originally posted by marquise1911
So you can feel my pain...LOL!!!

Yes I can! LOL!

[Mizunderstood04]

Originally posted by jojapeach
That was funny for real.

I understand when the kids see my Greek letters and immediately insist, "DO A STEP!" It's not as tolerable when a middle-aged woman doesn't recognize that Greeks do more than step. My aunt (by marriage) met three sorors as we were returning from an out-of-state Regional Conference. I introduce the sorors, and she immediately replies, "So y'all are in the sorority together? DO A STEP!" It's common, but it's still irritating.

I know I'm a neo and I'm young and everything (20 to be exact). But I also get irritated when I'm in the middle of Mr. Hero's or the mall and random people will be like "What is that mean (pointing at my letters)". I don't mind tellin people I'm in a sorority but when they start say "Bust out a step, show me something (all while throwin up their hands and imitating a step", I get kinda irritated. I simply say "I'm not a trained monkey" and keep it moving.


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[KAPPAtivating]

The first one I have is when my aunt, who is a member of Delta Sigma Theta, was in her office drinking out of a Delta mug. One of her employees came in and said, "why would you buy a cup that has a mistake on it"? As my aunt and I looked at each other in confusion, she said, "the cup says OOOPS on it and they left off the "s"! Needless to say, for whatever reason, she doesn't work there anymore!

[KAPPAtivating]

This one pisses me off more than anything. When a non-greek will be looking at my letters and say, 'your an alpha right?', or someone will say, don't the Kappas go with the Deltas?

[Dionysus]

One of my friends: "Sooo how's that organization, Omega Psi Phi going?"

I'm in Alpha Phi Omega.

[marquise1911]

How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

[RitaMae1908]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

Dayum that was way harsh!!! *laughing so hard my coworkers are peeking over their cublicles with curiosity*

[OhioCentaur]

Originally posted by marquise1911
How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

I bet she went home and cried after that one lmao

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally posted by marquise1911
How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

Ooohhh... how sad for her. Sometimes people force you to be like that! All I got to say is PHI NU PI!

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by KAPPAtivating
Ooohhh... how sad for her. Sometimes people force you to be like that! All I got to say is PHI NU PI!

One time for KAPPAtivating!!! Welcome to GC bruh. Much love.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally posted by marquise1911
One time for KAPPAtivating!!! Welcome to GC bruh. Much love.

Thanx bruh! Kappa Land is as beautiful and plentiful as I expected. Kudos!